If you want kids to actually do this you’ll need to leave some full or king sized candies

I’m assuming the memes as of late have been stolen by bots from less nice and accepting sites. But god damn these people are assholes for these edits. Why is it such a big deal for them that trans people a) exist and b) somewhat selected the blob fish as a Mascot? It doesn’t hurt them they just look like mean whiney little bitches

Naughty children get the w h e e l

Eh I prefer either the 60’s or the 90’s if we’re goin mainstream but the all time peak Morticia is from the musical

Disgusting attitude to have my dude it’s 2020 time to accept your neighbors or stop peeking in the windows

My pup is deathly afraid of drones the poor baby

What if I donate my body to science

That’s damn good shading I thought the banana was real

Have y’all seen the Frosted Flakes boxes recently? It’s covered in messages to fund sports in school saying that the majority of schools are either stagnant with their sports funding or decreasing it. But that’s the same with the entire school budget?! I know there’s a problem with kids not being active enough anymore, but how is football anymore important than a kid getting to take a science class with actual beakers?

Awe I love these two! This is from when they were trying super hard to get pregnant.

Thank you for the wholesome

But I am gay too?

I’m no doctor but I don’t think that’s the Achilles as the picture suggests

Would you like your goats with or without the spine today?

God I love the look of old TVs stands/furniture they were built into

Hell no we didn’t. We can abuse their numerous pockets by going “hey can you hold this?....and maybe also this?” And BOOM their ass now has my phone and wallet

I’ve done exactly 1 semi dangerous thing and it was after I was already an adult. In high school I asked my mom if I could skip or she would tell me to (a bird pooped in my hair or I was sick and she couldn’t pick me up)

So there’s no women? Or is the fox meant to be the only woman?