Jokur

jokur_and_batmon


Some loser. Yes, I am a female. And an adult. Not a bot. Or a troll. Just opinionated and willing to discuss.

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Corona fan fiction 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Well now I wanna read it but I also wanna bleach my eyes
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Panic, basically 11 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Imagine if they had pictures next to the candidates on the ballot and this was trumps
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Helf 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Leg because prosthetics are more versatile for legs than arms
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fly 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Their cause of death was not solely placed on COVID though it would say due to complications of X and COVID. My uncle was declared dead due to complications of his ongoing struggle with HIV and COVID-19.
POSITIVITY WOOOOOO 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
My aunt died of ALS 2 years ago. I wonder if this could have helped her
The world's oldest living cat is Rubble, age 30 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Rubble said this is their ninth life and are they gonna use all of it
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Man. 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I’d say those pics closer resemble the 40’s-50’s based off the fashion, but you’re right about the rest. I would never choose to live in the past, but do I own a few 50’s dresses and want retro looking appliances? Hell yeah! They’re adorable, and if made of modern materials they’re still super useful. It’s best to respect that the past will always have flaws, and instead of yearning for those awful working and social conditions we should bring what we like so much about it to the present.
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Here’s the prompt. You can only eat one type of this for the rest of your life. 14 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Waffle fries even though it’s gonna be so hard to dip them in a frosty
It's evolving, forward too! 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Ever since I watched his video on the church tattoo he got I have been filled with extreme envy and by god do I want lovely little creepy tats all over me
Animal abusers are some type of human 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Don’t forget the funny water marks white dogs get on their snoot or when they swim
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Yepp 8 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I prefer All as it gives me everything
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it's like watching standup comedy 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Oh no I’m a huge houseplant person... tell my mother I loved her
A guillotine has been put in front of the fencing near the White House 8 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
A lot of true revolutionaries would rather die for the cause than live knowing nothing changed
Indian Flying Fox and its cub 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Technically it’s not even a bat
it's like watching standup comedy 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Soooo we can no longer leave the US cause the stupidity of our citizens surrounding COVID was too great, but they’re going to try their hardest to make the country unlivable? Great glad to know what kind of fuckin dystopian society we’ve arrived at. Wake me when women have to be creepy dolls like Atwood predicted or when the book burnings start
Star wars cats 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Doctor Who strikes again
Tap up and stay tf home 11 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
My mom and step dad bought their firsts recently. It took them less than 20 minutes to walk away with two new handguns and a hundred bullets each. A friend did the same but took a little longer due to literally knowing nothing about guns (he still doesn’t know how to fire)
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Words 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
You can’t quarantine people from cheetos and the obesity crisis has been a crisis for decades
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ASSert dominance 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
With a computer that has no mic or webcam just the same as I do
ASSert dominance 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Just use a computer without a mic or webcam my dude
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Respectfully 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
So far my midterms have gone: 100, 50, A-, and the last one happens on Friday. I really wanna email the 50 prof a Bruh
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Homemade capybara 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Nooooooo
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Homemade capybara 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
That shit’s thiccccc
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Honestly I could go for both. I mean, it’s tacos. 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Soft because I’ve choked and nearly killed myself twice with hard shells
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