Jokur

jokur_and_batmon


Some loser. Yes, I am a female. And an adult. Not a bot. Or a troll. Just opinionated and willing to discuss.

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Dump the baby 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Awe the “oh no my baby” face
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Uh yeah sure 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Take out we are open for
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Daughter of Darkness 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Exactly! Who is she so I can know to never look her up on this good Christian cell phone I totally own
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I believe in you man! 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Is anyone else upset at the element mixup at the bottom?
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Same 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Your shoes were white just put them in the washer with bleach yeesh
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Would that be considered confarti? 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Why do you think it looks that way now? The first jeansplosion
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Spooky!! 13 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
*unzips meat suit* it’s spoopy time
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And Thor does hammercurls 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Don’t you remember reading the part where Jesus whips boat rope like a gorilla and then yeets a monster truck tire into orbit ?
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The perfect lingerie doesn’t ex 10 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
The hubris of man knows no bounds as evident by this monument. We deem ourselves as the peak of evolution- beyond the gods even, yet we lower ourselves past the average brainless virus with this
Sharing this .Gif of a knight to show that full plate armor is not as restrictive as 28 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Thank you for you consideration of the breasticles. As an adult who is still “growing” these shits are getting tiring and expensive
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What a time to be alive 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Yeah but all those instruments are just rocket launching their spit to the air
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The perfect lingerie doesn’t ex 10 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I’m going back to bed and hoping to forget this monstrosity
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Kobe and Gianna with their own fist-bump routine after his last NBA game. RIP to both of 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
It’s not out of malice, but out of grief. Many people idealized Kobe or knew him in someway or another, and most people are extremely sad when a child dies in a horrific way. So all those people are grieving by saying goodbye in these posts, but they don’t know the others in the crash so they don’t want to step on any toes or make false claims about them
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Hi there 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Give him a lil kissy
Sharing this .Gif of a knight to show that full plate armor is not as restrictive as 28 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
This tl;dr should be the call for better sports bras for big boobs. I’m tired of either wearing three at a time or jiggling. Viva la boobalution
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Powerful obituary in today’s Arizona Republic newspaper 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
God it must be so hard being an obituary writer right now. I’m glad the “snap” of this one was at least a strong condemnation of the people poorly handling this crisis.
Fruit Loops filter on Snapchat 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I’m horrified
This movie was butt 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Thanks for ruining those even more than covid did
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Dad skills thru the roof 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Oh god I hope whatever other adult was holding the kids hand was okay. It looks like they took the brunt of that collision
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Old and alone: Last picture of Nikola Tesla taken in New York City in 1943 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I was about to say that title makes me wanna hug him so bad poor guy
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Underside of Lily Pad 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
That symmetry is so symmetrical mmmhmhm *insert random muscular dude feeling his face meme*
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Anon is an alpha male ???????????? 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
And then everyone clapped wow so cool dude
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i guess 2020 is turning for the better 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Oh god I hope this puts him on a ventilator and causes them to reevaluate their stance on the pandemic and reopening everything
Back home with my parents for a few days 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Oh so you were raised by wolves
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Waffles have “syrup pockets” and I love them so much 13 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Waffles with chocolate chips is *chefs kiss*. pancakes have always tasted bad to me
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