Jokur

jokur_and_batmon


Some loser. Yes, I am a female. And an adult. Not a bot. Or a troll. Just opinionated and willing to discuss.

— Jokur Report User
Most advanced iPhone ever 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I mean but are they wrong? I still have the last few chargers and headphones like any other person does
@super Dave here’s one that’s very active for me 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
It’s not ads it’s scams and malware
@super Dave here’s one that’s very active for me 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
@superdave this is a new one that I’ve gotten once while just scrolling and 2 more times in the time it took me to post this
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Nothing worse 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Ugh Snapchat is the same. at least discord has it only calmly asking in a little bar at the top that you can easily disable. Like yes I’ve already voted jeez I don’t need more reminders
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Why 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
University students: *laughs/cries in honorlock*
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Did you feed this? 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Even worse: P is for Pedagogy. Try explaining that to a kid
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Swarms of Lizards 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I’m more of a parrot-that-saves-us-from-evil-robot- santa kinda girl
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You mean gay isn't a personality trait? 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
It’s wrong to want a good representation? It’s not like our personality is only that we’re gay. We have interests and goals just like you. So, yeah I want a film where someone, like me, can go and get a happily ever after like all the god damned straight movies and disney flicks
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You mean gay isn't a personality trait? 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Right? I thought that was just like an American tv/film problem but nope I watched “The haunting of Bly Manor” and apparently it’s also a problem for English tv. Too bad our agenda got out and we can’t have happy films anymore
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You mean gay isn't a personality trait? 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Is there a gay romance in this film/series then you best be sure the whole plot is “I am gay” or it ends in tragedy and the gays can’t stay together. Is there only straight romance here then congrats you’ve earned a happy ending with a good plot! Cause everyone knows it’s only kosher if the gays can’t be happy >:(
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Rottwider 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Don’t insult him he is beautiful
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“Yeah, crime stopper, run to Ray's, grab me a slice, extra pepperoni, alright.” 8 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
The crust is the best part so thiccc crust please
Aliens among us 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Yeah she just has some super hyperextended knees
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Scrappy, a cat with vitiligo 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Hey we match!
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Visible confusion. 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Dang must have skipped that one to read “How to Go to College for a Mrs. and Not a Degree”
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Can they just make us forget 2020? 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
What was this meme about again?
Exuberant mediaeval luxuriant Swan 11 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Eh typically a troll isn’t doing what they do because they believe it but a nice guy really believes you owe them and has deeper hateful/violent issues. So in my opinion nice guys are way worse and are actually scary
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Visible confusion. 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I went out in public yesterday and an old lady said my boobs were too big and to stop wearing revealing clothes- it was like 31C/90F outside and I was already overdressed in a tank top with a cardigan over it. What does she want me to do? Never leave my house ‘cause I’m tryin lady but I run into a need for groceries occasionally
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Enough already! 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Or Sherlock Holmes rip offs. Nothing fits the books quite like the bbc Sherlock’s first season and maybe the 2nd. And all these new ones are just buzzing flies surrounding Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s carcass
And the judges give it a 5/7, a perfect score! 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Imagine breeding a wild animal for thousands of years only to end up with a new really fucked up looking version that does piss cartwheels on your grill
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Boss baby 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
And you gotta stand surrounded by the group of people who have eaten your family and whose family you’ve eaten
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A lion and her cubs at the watering hole 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
That’s the face of “try me bitch”
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Fractional bewildered Crocodile 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
When I was little blue jays and ravens were my favorite birds (still are) but then one day I learned this and I was so excited I told everyone I saw for two weeks about it
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I have a hard time walking past the bras too, Mikey 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Ugh I listened to a bit while I cleaned yesterday. At least with Biden and Harris she is a composed individual who speaks coherently but Pence sounded just like trump yesterday
Go for the long sleep, Hulk 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Me when I read the news
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