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we're all crazy here. 5 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

No but seriously guys.
Is Macklemore investing his money wisely?
WE NEED TO KNOW!!

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Theories I guess 11 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

Noooo. Shhhh. I was getting excited that I could be an alien. :P

Ventriloquist 5 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

The ventriloquist made him do it. O.O
HE REALLY IS TALENTED!

7 · Edited 8 years ago

Pureblood slytherin hermione 14 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

God, I'd go 100% lesbian for her.

Free balloon rides 12 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

Dammit! That's brilliant. XD
There's always someone smarter than me.

Best answer ever 11 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

That's one big ass hand!
I can only fit one drink in mine and sometimes it even falls.

How I have fun with people 17 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

Once you've entered,
you can never come back. >:-)

The alpha squirrel 2 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

Yes! COME TO ME SQUIRRELS, COME TO YOUR LEADER!

Free balloon rides 12 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

I would just jump out.
No way in hell I'm I paying $1,000!

Well, That's Smooth 11 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

So what if it's fake? It's still adorable.
=°u°=

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The most luxurious bath tub 14 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

Act I, Scene I
The Shower Curtain
"Oh Romeo, where is the soap?"

Can you not please.... 16 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

"She talks!" Or "Finally, you're using words!"
This is the one I get the most when I'm trying to stop being so shy, it only makes me more self-conscious and quiet again. -.-

9 · Edited 8 years ago

Well, That's Smooth 11 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

Sah cute! =°u°=

Store your money in your belt 4 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

I can't handle this pun.
IT'S. TOO. STRONG.

Wink 12 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

Damn, what kind of sex gods are y'all!?

Want to do something? 1 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

*[looks at pizza] I'm busy.

words rearranged is rowds (i tried my best) 19 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

I feel so stupid now. How did I not see that!?
*goes and hides in corner*

Get it? 22 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

Pshh, got it in an instant.
(desperately looked at the comments for help)

This is why I'm terrified of spiders 5 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

100% real. Saw it on Animal Planet.

She waited for 63 years for her husband 14 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

Now this is loyalty! 100% respect for this woman. Wish there were more people like this.

Good plan 13 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

And what might be the name of this movie, dear lady/sir?