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Morgan Freeman is the best 9 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

Me
Too,
Guest.

No greater sin then central a/c 4 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

This comforts me.

Probably the solution to every problem 3 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

I, too, get morning poop, little kid. I too.

School stuff 9 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

And the guy in the background is MY face when I see my crush.

It's A Magical Unicorn 6 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

I'm a unicorn. Like seriously, I'm feel like a unicorn trapped in a human body. I'm transpecies.

Books 6 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

I swear, if I said feel one more type in that sentence, I could have virtually molested you guys. Sorry. O.O

Books 6 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

I don't know. For me is the feel of the book and the pages, it feels special. You don't get that type of feeling from a phone or tablet.

Fly like an eagle to the sea 4 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

I tried not to laugh. I HAVE FAILED.

Just kiss me 9 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

I think they look cute. You're probably just imagining kissing a crab and so it weirds you out but if you just earse that image, it is a type of art.
Idk, it's my opinion. *blushes and hides in corner*

Your whole life is not a lie, my friend 8 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

You are the future. (no sarcasm) °u°

He looks so tired 13 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

I like him too.
I don't get all the hate, guessing it's just preference.

This, this has taken the fandom to a new level... 17 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

I NEEDED THIS! THANK YOU SO MUCH! =°u°=

uhm yes, I insist 3 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

I did this to my boyfriend but with my German Shepherd. She almost bit his thumb off while they were play fighting °·°

Dinner and a Show 5 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

Eat it in their faces and show them WHO DA BOZZ!

I'm Sorry, What? 9 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

Me: *nods head* "Um, yes?"
Person: *hands me ten kilos of marijuana and runs away into the night*

He looks so tired 13 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

I'm dying! Why do I even find this so funny!?

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Grandma, noooooo! 6 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

*spits out tea and biscuits*
Grandmahhh!!

Small kitty, medium kitty, large kitty 10 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

WARM KITTY, SOFT KITTY, LITTLE BALL OF FUUUR!

Pureblood slytherin hermione 14 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

Best. Teacher. Ever!
I don't think I'll be missing her class.

It's been heaven the last few days 21 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

Yessss.
Even these drawings calm me. I love rainy days.

And here we have a hard working alien dressed as a depressed college student 7 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

Go big or go home, dude.

And here we have a hard working alien dressed as a depressed college student 7 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

I'd be the bitch to push him while he's doing it.
>:-D

Artistic talent on a building 5 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

The second guy IS handsome.

This was posted two years ago, but its still funny. 14 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

Rule #1 of making a repost:
Always wait 2 years.

This was posted two years ago, but its still funny. 14 comments

jordanasucks · 8 years ago

I stopped cause I saw the word book. °U°