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69..hehe 13 comments
joshary · 4 days ago
She then went on to start her own food themed pirate crew
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Sometimes the truth hurts 8 comments
joshary · 1 week ago
No the crowd who comes after church. From church, church ends, then they all show up to eat and be rude.
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Who gets up at 9:45? 3 comments
joshary · 1 week ago
I shower the night before and I live 2 blocks from work and I'm a guy.
They know, they just don't care 6 comments
joshary · 1 week ago
Woah the mean is $42k? I need to get my shit together.
Who gets up at 9:45? 3 comments
joshary · 1 week ago
Yoooooo. Normally, I wouldn't take offense to this, but it just so happens to be the exact time I set my alarm for every day so why don't you have a sit and a shush, mkay? I don't work until 10am, I'm allowed to set my alarm for 945 what's the issue? Rude.
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The city of Medina in Arabia looks like something from Star Wars 3 comments
joshary · 7 weeks ago
Should see the umbrellas open.
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Has happened to me. Not by dog but the cleaning is exhausting 1 comments
joshary · 9 weeks ago
Perfect chance for a photo op. No rush.
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Take the pledge comrades 6 comments
joshary · 9 weeks ago
Do you mean who I think you mean?
I do like them thicc 3 comments
joshary · 10 weeks ago
Yo who gave Dexter's mom that thiccness? Also who hiked Sams thong way up high like that? Ya'll messing up my childhood. Also, Mr. Krabs can get it, and I do remember Ms. Bellum being dummy thicc though.
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Beyond stupid 12 comments
joshary · 10 weeks ago
Wtf? It's a drawing. There are no other details outside of what is right there. When you see the meme with Taylor Armstrong yelling at the cat, do you comment arguing "Well it's impossible to determine the the validity of her anger based on the information in the photo. She could have a perfectly good reason for yelling at that cat and alternatively the cat could be an absolutely upstanding citizen of society and the woman would very well be out of line. What we really need is the photos of her and the cat in other situations to determine who was in the wrong."
It's not real. The scene isn't cropped. There wasn't an original larger picture showing the destinations or even showing more information like shade. It's a joke about how Americans will argue that the Imperial system is better and how many Americans don't know the conversions, which is true. I'm an American, and even though I know which is shorter, I know plenty of people who don't, and so I laughed. Welcome to Funsubstance.
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Old But Gold 7 comments
joshary · 10 weeks ago
Oh, wed strawbebbies, how womantic!
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Must suck 6 comments
joshary · 11 weeks ago
When my nephew was younger, he started to call my mom "Gigum" instead of Grandma I guess, but she said no, he'll grow out of it and my sister and I both said uh yeah okay good luck. Now that he's 8, she's of course still Gigum.
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The world’s greatest neurosurgeons in one pic 4 comments
joshary · 11 weeks ago
Hey! It's Porsch-uh!
This is a poster about work I can get behind 2 comments
joshary · 12 weeks ago
I grew up in the same suburban town outside of Atlanta all my life and had a decent job. Not garbage, but nothing special by any means. I had a fairly estranged aunt who lived in Denver whom I hadn't seen in about 10 years and she invited me to come visit her for a few days just to catch up and travel since I had just graduated college and was talking about it on facebook. After being there for a week, I was in the airport in Denver and I called my work and said "hey, this is my 2 weeks, I'm on my way back and I'll finish out whatever schedule you've got for me while I pack up, but then I'm headed right back here." That is still my biggest and most spontaneous life decision, and I don't regret a thing. I guess I just wanted to tell it because I can't imagine not taking the risk, where would I be now in my life, 8 years later?
Can't relate 3 comments
joshary · 12 weeks ago
My first thought was why were they trying to touch their face to their ass before the hormones came into play?
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Was lining up to checkout and realise how this is gonna look 3 comments
joshary · 12 weeks ago
"All right, first we're having dinner and...oh dang, we've got all the ingredients except for some cucumber. I'll have to go pick one up. Next is dessert. Ice cream? Check. Chocolate syrup? Check. Cherries? Check. Whipped cream? Oh heck. Add it to the list. Next is hot chocolate by the fire, right? We've got the firewood, good. and then... oh poop. Get the chocolate. And then of course we'll end it with some sassy numnums.... what? Ah shoot."
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How do you turn this on 5 comments
joshary · 13 weeks ago
My favorite was the super fast laser bears.
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Does it mean if I put a sun infront of my neighbor's window, I can see her changing? 3 comments
joshary · 14 weeks ago
*goes outside to see the stars behind the sun*
*stumbles back inside, blinded*
Over 11 years, John Cena has granted 500 wishes for the Make-a-Wish Foundation. That 3 comments
joshary · 17 weeks ago
Look at his left sleeve.
Oh youuu fell so hard, you are a fool! Cena got you so good!
13, 14, 15 13 comments
joshary · 17 weeks ago
Idk I mean... I never use military time but I know how to tell it. Personally my reasoning is that it isn't widely used enough here that if I know I have a 430pm appointment, and I look at someones clock and it says its 1519 I gotta say shit am I late what actual time is it? and then do the conversion in my head. It doesn't take long of course, but I see it like if I asked someone how fast a thing was moving or how much of an ingredient to add and they gave me metric, I'd be like "no I didn't ask for a math problem."
She's the chosen Susan 6 comments
joshary · 17 weeks ago
Some of the alcohol it is still absorbed in the cheeks so somebody's 40lb kid kid is still getting turnt given enough tasting.
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Die ants 8 comments
joshary · 18 weeks ago
She's going to restore the Dark Crystal.
They are the real MVP 6 comments
joshary · 18 weeks ago
I'm just saying... I see a post titled "people who are the queen" and then I'm shown a person who I have never seen once in my life... that chick no queen.
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They are the real MVP 6 comments
joshary · 18 weeks ago
Uh no. Who cares. Put up Beyonce.
A blimp nonetheless 3 comments
joshary · 19 weeks ago
I like the casual mention of not the basement or the bottom basement, but "the very, very bottom basement." He isn't allowed in either the east or west wings, nor is he allowed in the area 53 basement 34 floors below the white house where we keep the aliens, the cures to all of the diseases, the only copy of half life 4, and the best slices of bacon ever to exist. He doesn't need any more bacon.
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