Joshary

joshary


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A blimp nonetheless 4 comments
joshary · 1 day ago
I like the casual mention of not the basement or the bottom basement, but "the very, very bottom basement." He isn't allowed in either the east or west wings, nor is he allowed in the area 53 basement 34 floors below the white house where we keep the aliens, the cures to all of the diseases, the only copy of half life 4, and the best slices of bacon ever to exist. He doesn't need any more bacon.
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Why are the holes so small 3 comments
joshary · 1 week ago
I obviously can't speak for ALL men, but that guy is f*cking stupid.
Tanzania oil tanker explosion 4 comments
joshary · 3 weeks ago
Damn that Gale and his 2 tier bombs.
Can't wait to see how the dog looks like 6 comments
joshary · 3 weeks ago
Is that Ciri?
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Would love to work for him!! 10 comments
joshary · 3 weeks ago
This isn't directly related to this post and I can't remember where I heard it before, but someone was talking about a business that dealt with customers like a restaurant or retail or something and used examples like when a customer complained about poor service, the employee was reprimanded since "the customer is always right" even when the customer had a ludicrous complaint or ridiculous request. In the end they said "businesses that always put their customers ahead of their employees may succeed, but when a business puts their employees first and treats them like real people, the employees will take care of the business and help it to thrive if they actually enjoy being there." This post just reminded me of that, and I thought it was nice, that will be all.
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My entire wine knowledge in one meme 2 comments
joshary · 3 weeks ago
*swirling glass and smelling*
"Ah, yes, do I detect a hint of grapes?"
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The wall scares me 22 comments
joshary · 3 weeks ago
I'm having issues just imagining meeting someone new and going to their house to get squishy and walking into a bedroom where the bed only touches the bottom. Honestly, it's a fear I've never legitimately had to experience.
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Yennefer of Vengerburg cosplay by Tahnee Harrison 4 comments
joshary · 3 weeks ago
Is she on the PS3?
You know that right? 14 comments
joshary · 4 weeks ago
"yes, but they don't know we know they know we know" Of course, we could go round and round. It's not necessary. I was only attempting to bring attention to the fact that 1. whether or not you meant to come off as judgmental or condescending towards the person in the post, that was how I perceived it and 2. yes, it's very much your right to comment and also to comment on my comment of your comment. My intent wasn't to imply you shouldn't be allowed to have an opinion on the topic, it was more... just let the post exist. It's funsubstance, it's meant for humor, and if you didn't enjoy it, move on. If you thoroughly didn't enjoy it, downvote it and then move on.
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You know that right? 14 comments
joshary · 4 weeks ago
I agree. It IS a free country. That guy is free to say whatever he wants to that girl without random people neither of them have ever met online writing a short novel about how garbage they are. (Also, I know I used guy and girl, but only to keep context with previous comments. Nowhere in the post does it actually mention which gender either of those people are. Shame on you for assuming. I can say that... it's a free country.)
This is fine 1 comments
joshary · 4 weeks ago
The spongebob on the right always bothered me, because the original face is not laughing, it's utter shock. but sporngeboob throws on the face with the other gigglers and is there anyone else on my page or just me?
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Sleep paralyses demon dancing 5 comments
joshary · 4 weeks ago
How many eyebrows?
Rip to those guys 5 comments
joshary · 5 weeks ago
I mean I believe that if the Infinity Stones have the power to erase and bring back half of all life in existence, they can manage to put them where the snapper expects them to be.
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Share the road! 1 comments
joshary · 5 weeks ago
Yeah cool, move over!
He's gonna love 'em all 6 comments
joshary · 6 weeks ago
This is one of those things that I've never even considered being a thing, until it is and suddenly I'm like "Duh, what took so long?"
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Things they don't teach you 5 comments
joshary · 6 weeks ago
So before you could see any of his bones, was his name already Skeletor?
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She might not be able to see but she's still a very good girl 5 comments
joshary · 6 weeks ago
Aww what a cute demogorgon.
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1 mississippi, 2 mississippi 18 comments
joshary · 6 weeks ago
"where'd you get that tan?"
"oh she went to one of those tanning salons"
"chandler!"
"did I say tanning salon? I meant surf contest."
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1 mississippi, 2 mississippi 18 comments
joshary · 7 weeks ago
Was it not a friends reference?
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For real - what are the chances lol? 11 comments
joshary · 8 weeks ago
free slurpees for life
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Childhood 5 comments
joshary · 8 weeks ago
Yeah I remember hearing years ago that the agreement was that the characters are each on screen for literally the same number of frames and they certainly counted frame by frame.
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It really is 16 comments
joshary · 8 weeks ago
You did the pros of watching alone and the cons of watching with others. I think you have a clear preference.
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Old but gold 7 comments
joshary · 9 weeks ago
illegal shoes? music too canadian? I've got you.
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Walked right into that supermutant ambush 6 comments
joshary · 11 weeks ago
I just didn't understand what was melting OP's mind about the location of the spawn.
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Walked right into that supermutant ambush 6 comments
joshary · 11 weeks ago
Yeah I didn't get that it was a reference to Skyrim.
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