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This made my brain bleed! 41 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
I'm curious if this is perhaps a cultural thing. Like I'm an American and I sit when I wipe. maybe Europeans wipe standing or it's something like that? Let me know what you guys think.
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This made my brain bleed! 41 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
Team "I wipe my butt when I stand up" or Team "I wipe my butt when I'm sitting"?
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A banana fact for you guys 23 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
Well I've never seen one in person, but I just assumed that some of you had seen photos like I have. Nevermind.
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A banana fact for you guys 23 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
what? have none of you ever seen bananas growing on a tree?
Whoever she's texting... That dude is in trouble 10 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
Good god. She needs my number if she sexts novels like that.
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Why make things simple? 55 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
Oh. Fucking thank you.
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Why make things simple? 55 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
whats the thing right before the pencil?
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When Marvel release a teaser trailer for a movie that's four years away 13 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
Actually I think it's Infinity War. I just had to do some Googling.
When Marvel release a teaser trailer for a movie that's four years away 13 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
hmm. maybe a new daredevil but I know ant man is coming this year because paul rudd is awesome.
It's Like A Toddler Edition Of GTA V 9 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
...is that Leo?
Will Neodymium Magnets Blend? 7 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
Did he say 40th fucking grandchild?!
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Everyone is having incest 10 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
this is the comment that makes me feel better about this post.
Disney's Tarzan Perfect Casting 17 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
*holds up sign while wearing sandwich board* Samuel Larsen for Tarzan!
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ALWAYS two kinds of people. Always. 10 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
Yeah that's upsetting to me.
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They'res only one 9 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
I agree with you in that toby mcguire had a closer average look to him similar to peter parker from the comics, but it was all wrong in every other aspect. The personality of the new spiderman is much closer to the comics. The sarcasm and the little snide remarks that a nerd would make to bullies under his breath are much more in keeping with the comic spiderman. Also toby mcguire spiderman was wrong because they gave him the ability to shoot webs from his own body. That's not how it was originally. The new spiderman got it right.
All that being said, I enjoyed the toby trilogy because hey, spiderman, but the new spiderman is much closer to the comic as a whole.
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The reason to why I don't trust 'banana for scale' 10 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
You definitely have huge hands. I can tell because there is a banana for scale in the picture.
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I came up with this on the spot! 6 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
i don't.
Bathroom stall art 4 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
This is one of those posts that goes like this:
*scroll scroll* *smirk*
*scroll* *scroll* *smirk and exhale slightly quicker than usual*
*scroll to this post* *literally LOL for 73 seconds*
silence in my house except for me losing it
*scroll*
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How to make people feel uncomfortable in public 12 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
Gold. I've never tried these things myself, but as someone from the States, I don't think the people standing near me would call me rude I think they would just glare at me and leave. Haha I probably would be a little surprised if I did this and women started telling me off. Either way, this is good stuff.
Me on Mondays 12 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
True Story: "Eye...love...carrot...all. I love care at all? That doesn't make sense. Oh shit that's a donut." Well I do enjoy donuts.
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So much happening on Christmas 29 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
"really need to do some raping today" i dont even think that guy was talking about christmas.
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Panoramas gone horribly awry 7 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
It looks like he's opening his face. Maybe there's a little alien cockpit inside his head.
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Moon Moon's little brother 210 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
I'm Killer Killer the Immortal of the States...
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Holly molly 11 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
holly molly
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