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If only there was a live-action Space Jam 5 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
that being said, I understand that they meant if the cartoon characters were also live actors.
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If only there was a live-action Space Jam 5 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
I like how it says live action space jam...as if it wasn't.
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Hot damn 7 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
I do not get this reference.
Two great minds and how people perceive them 35 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
Also if your Mac did have a problem, you wouldn't be able to do a system restore, you'd probably have to toss it and shell out another 2 grand for a brand new mac.
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I found this in the Parents Guide for the first Pokémon movie. (quality issues on first 1) 12 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
What? No I don't think ive ever seen a pokemon vagina. Definitely dont remember there being an NC-17 scene where mewtwo sensually undresses and then proceeds to stand there giving himself a boner.
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Cops from sweden 15 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
You say that, but I feel that if a few American cops were on vacation in Sweden and saw a fight, they wouldn't have their guns (probably, but I wouldn't be surprised if they did because they're Americans), but I do still believe they would beat the shit out of the guys to get them to stop instead of asking them if they are okay.
Look at my kids 7 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
hands down one of my favorite scenes from the show. next time it happens i want to pull out my wallet and have a bunch of little dick pics in there and start showing them. "oh you don't like that? but it's something i'm proud of and i want to show it off. just like you and your kids, right?"
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It's a difficult question 16 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
I used to date a girl who in high school for about a year or 2 thought that you were always supposed to have one foot on the brake and one on the accelerator. At first I thought that was stupid, but honestly, at this point, idk if I'd be able to do it.
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Why make things simple? 55 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
actually i'm thinking maybe it's a candle.
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Addam's Family 9 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
I recognize the actor top middle but who was he in the addams family?
As an American where you have to be 21+ to drink 45 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
From what I can tell from your argument, creepyabercrombieandfitch, "we should send them out to war unprepared mentally, maybe they die, but if they survive, we bring them back with mental health issues, they try to drink to get away from their issues, (and don't argue early alcoholism. if someone is going to become an alcoholic, it's going to happen whether they start drinking at 18 or 38) then they get arrested for underage drinking, then they are in jail or prison." Yeah, thanks for your service...but fuck you, you aren't special. Here's some jail time.
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As an American where you have to be 21+ to drink 45 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
Well from what I've seen, as an American, people from other countries who are 18+ and allowed to drink don't go out and get shitfaced all the time like americans who are under 21 do. Because it's allowed at a younger age, it becomes more of a social thing just like Americans who are 21+ mostly treat drinking as a social thing and spend less time getting wasted than those who are under 21. I don't think it's because they've matured by 21, I think it's because it's legal and less exciting to get drunk. If you want to argue that the drinking age is 21 for reasons about the body and mind maturing then why should we be sending out people who haven't fully matured to the battlefields to kill and be killed? That's absolutely foolish. Either let them wait until 21 so they can be fully developed in mind and body or send them out at 18 before they can fully grasp the world and how it works, give them stress disorders like PTSD, and then let them drink to help them with getting by afterwards.
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He's the real villain 22 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
Yeah. I'm only partially familiar with the comics but as far as I was concerned when I first heard that Ultron was the antagonist in this movie, I knew that he was built to be good and help the world, but just changed his mind by learning and making decisions on his own. It would be like if he gave Jarvis a powerful body and probably a little more intelligence, and then Jarvis made the same decisions about humans. But that's just what I assumed from what I know, which isn't much on the subject.
That's my girl 30 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
definitely.
That's my girl 30 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
when does the show mention that ross and chandler used to kiss in college?
Stupid movie sequals 6 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
Was that the hangover part 3? haha no way they would make 3 hangover movies.
Them 70's feels 22 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
I'm sorry. This is another one of those times where the sarcasm doesn't carry over well onto text.
Them 70's feels 22 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
that's nice but where can I watch THIS? if it's on youtube too what should I be searching for? "that 70's show cast all crying together"?
Them 70's feels 22 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
Where can I watch this? Is it on the dvd extras or something?
Go ahead, tell me about how bad it is 65 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
Also I just want to add that I don't even smoke I just like to defend it because it gets a bad rap and there are so many medical and recreational benefits to it. Obviously it isn't a miracle cure all, nothing is. But it's damn good at a lot of things.
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Go ahead, tell me about how bad it is 65 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
I don't believe pot is a gateway drug. Saying that people who do both pot and hard drugs such as cocaine got to that point because they used pot in the past is a bad argument. It's a causation fallacy. Just because a majority of people who are addicted to cocaine (for example) have smoked pot in the past does not mean that the pot was the cause of the eventual use of (or gateway for) cocaine. I could argue that sliced bread is a gateway drug because virtually 100% of people who are addicted to cocaine have consumed sliced bread in their past. "If I'm willing to snort lines of coke off a public toilet seat in a club, there's basically nothing I'm not willing to do. Someone asks me to smoke some weed? Sure I'm already coked up. Why not?" No one thinks of alcohol as a gateway drug but obviously everyone who does drugs also does or has drank alcohol before. It's the same situation. But people like to put fake blame on marijuana. Let me end my...dissertation here.
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The greatest chew toy of all time 11 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
Oh, how I do love a good brie, Gromit.
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This hotel thinks of everything 20 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
At first I thought it was because of the ear plugs...but then I saw the thing.
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Tibetian Fox. Looks always disappointed 14 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
What a big head. That's a car fox.
Chili's Most Common Accident 16 comments
joshary · 10 years ago
what the fuck?
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