Joshary

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When I was your age 6 comments
joshary · 8 years ago
I don't have a twin but I saw a post like this a few months ago somewhere and I was mad because I wouldn't get to do this. Then I made a friend at work and found out she's 1 day younger than me so now I do this but I tell her what I was doing the day before. On her birthday I called her and said "oh I remember what it was like to turn 26." And I told her about my party the night before that she was at.
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When you realized that they are the same person because of days of future past 16 comments
joshary · 8 years ago
oh you're right. interesting.
When you realized that they are the same person because of days of future past 16 comments
joshary · 8 years ago
But I didn't think the reboot would have affected that part of the story. Didn't origins take place before any of these "reboot" movies anyways? If so, Days of Future Past would only have reset the timeline basically from the first xmen film on. or maybe x3 and on, I cant remember.
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Dancers will get it 9 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
Yes, literally everyone gets it.
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Zoinks scoobs 7 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
what is this new design for? a new scooby doo show? may I have the details so that I may appropriately boycott it?
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Math and the Zombie Apocalypse 4 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
I just wanted to add that even though the magazine could be emptied in 2.25 seconds, that would mean she is in full automatic mode and there's no way anyone could be accurate enough to hit all those zombies twice in the head with the bullets leaving that gun at around 13 per second. It would take quite a bit longer to account for aiming in between each zombie after a quick double tap. I'm not here for the math, I'm here for the realism in case you find yourselves in this situation and expect to be done in 8 seconds.
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Weird way to say dessert... 12 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
no im going to need toknow exactly where this place is.
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A meteor impacting at that size would vaporize at least a city block 9 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
I got 22. So maybe we can agree that the damage would be more than the comic (and more than I would have thought) and less than vaporization of anything sizeable.
A meteor impacting at that size would vaporize at least a city block 9 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
A city block? I doubt it. I mean vaporize? If that's true, then that's really cool and interesting but I would guess maybe 100 square feet. It's falling at maximum velocity at most, not the speed of light. I'm not saying "No way, you're wrong" I just find it hard to believe. If you have the facts though I would like to see them because now I'm curious how small a meteor can be to cause significant damage.
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RIP any hope of happiness I ever had 11 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
I thought it was a knife
I'm still not 100% sure I didn't 43 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
Okay while we're here remembering old shows, there is a show that I have been in this exact same situation where no one else remembers it and I'm beginning to think it was only a series of dreams I had...all I can remember is that the people were blue (not smurfs) and the theme song was "ta ra ra boom dee eh, ta ra ra boom dee eh" and that's all I've got. Can anyone help me?!
hmmm 10 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
And a baby owl who is addicted to cocaine. oh good times.
What happened in 2015? 35 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
1. were there 2 different scooby doo shows on from 2002-2005? 2. what the fuck is happening in 2006-2008 i've never seen that show before in my life. and 3. I loved a pup named scooby doo it was right in my time. also 4. once again WTF happened from 2006-2008?! how have I never seen that before? what was it called?
When it was still entertaining 26 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
I'm 26 and however old I was when this show was on, I loved it. Great show, lots of bad guys to fight, enough humor, plenty of action. Then I saw that there was a new version, Teen Titans Go! and I said meh it probably won't be anything like the old one. It looks stupid and the animation is strange. But when I watched it...I may be immature, but the shit is hilarious. I wish there was more action and crime fighting like the old version, but if I'm looking to laugh, I will search out Teen Titans Go and if you do not pride yourself as someone who is a professional adult or someone who has matured entirely and cares not to laugh at childish jokes, give the new show a chance as far as a comedy and not as an action show. I love them both for entirely different reasons.
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Thanks Mom and Dad! 5 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
Well I would hope that if someone texted them talking about suicide, their answer wouldn't be "no"
Mom's Friend: "I'm thinking of ending it all. I don't have any reason to continue on. You've been a good friend to me but I'm letting you know this is it for me."
Mom: "No"
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Smallest cat in the world 22 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
Here is the 19 inch long cat photographed with what has to be the world's biggest hand then.
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Who the hell was in charge of this monstrosity?! 15 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
*Chris Traeger voice* Literally...the worst thing I've ever seen in my entire life. Number 1 thing.
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You know that the day will be hard when 11 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
Taste the Rainbow. *BE* the Rainbow.
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Max nails it everytime 4 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
I never could get into this show. I always see these 1 liners and think to myself that there is no way they gave her a script. They had to have just said all right we will say action and you will say whatever joke comes to mind. Action.
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Crayons! 42 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
I'm surprised that the majority of commenters seem to be on the side of the teacher and principal. Sure the child was slightly quick to call the activity a waste of time but if one of my teachers had us COLORING in the 4th grade and then told us we had to color a specific color, I'd have been "like no that's stupid. Let me fucking color." Of course I would not have said that, or even had been able to use that vocabulary at that age, but I would have thought it was stupid, absolutely. And of course the mother has every right to be upset, they pulled her out of work and pulled her daughter out of class just because she had an attitude about COLORING. It's COLORING. Who cares? I would be so mad. I fucking love coloring.
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Crayons! 42 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
It looked to me like they were in a school on a base, so I doubt that is the mother's approach to government.
Pass It Around! ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) 17 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
no you are not...
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Polished layers of car paint from an old factory in Detroit 17 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
...I'm still not...entirely sure what I'm looking at.
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Amazing \( '-' )/ 5 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
I thought that WAS steve, you know...frozen.
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Cool pool 14 comments
joshary · 9 years ago
Oh go left there's a chainsaw in there!