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Great film. 4/10 4 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
Because our cake isn't nuts with cheese.
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You may be cool, but 6 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
This guy set the bar for all other Asian parents to judge their kids' success by.
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I expected so much more 7 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
I'm just concerned that with the way things have been going lately...just in this world of ours, that people could probably be using their time more wisely than pouting about this travesty of a game. There are better things to be pissed about. I worry that when it comes out, and regular fans of Diablo thus far give it a try, and like it, then people who are on the hatewagon will generally make those people, who just want to mind their own business and play a game they find enjoyable, feel bad about it. I hate when that happens with things. Let people enjoy stuff.
I expected so much more 7 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
Oh yeah, I read about all of that. I'm just thinking, I understand people's disappointment, but if they don't want to play it (I probably won't play it either, but not because I'm upset with Blizzard or whatever, I just don't really play phone games and I only have enough hours in the day to live my normal, non Diablo themed life, which includes plenty of other games) then they don't have to play. Maybe once no one plays they'll realize okay people really don't want this phone game do they? Whoops, that was a huge financial failure. Let's not make that mistake again.
'But its still cold in the winter' 13 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
That's true, but you see what I mean, right? The added part about the rotation of the planet wasn't necessary. All planets rotate, and it doesn't sound like that's a particularly quick one.
I expected so much more 7 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
As someone who considers himself a huge fan of the Diablo games and has put hundreds of hours into each of the 3 over the years, but who also is a very casual player and has never been one for grinding or farming or any of that stuff, I just wanted to bring up the fact that there's actually a thing you can do. It's, uh, not play it. Big sad face bummer everyone was expecting Diablo 4, but remember when they kept pushing 3 back over and over to make sure it was just right? Immortal is something to help pass the time until 4 is announced however far down the road.
'But its still cold in the winter' 13 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
Okay I just feel like that wording was misleading. It's not like we landed anything on an already running treadmill at that speed.
'But its still cold in the winter' 13 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
Doesn't the Earth rotate at...twice that speed?
Just double- checking 4 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
Blue Mountain State. Love this show
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Toe beans 6 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
It looks like if the paws were shaved, and it's just human hands underneath.
Well I know lots of horror stories 60 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
Daddy, where's mommy's face?
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Can I borrow your car? 5 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
Yeah, I hope the wipers work.
Can I borrow your car? 5 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
Either that or the dust in the air.
Real question 7 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
Yeah deaf people yawn too. You think just because someone can't hear, that means they aren't burdened with the crippling weight of school and work and life in general and never feel the sweet call of sleep beckoning them at all hours, like the rest of us? Pssh.
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The third Hemsworth 5 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
No Matt Damon was Loki.
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Peter Dinklage is just amazing 2 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
I just like to think that the casting process went like this:
"Hey Peter, we'd really like you to play a character in the new film."
"Perhaps, what's the character?"
"Well... you'd be playing a dwarf who helps Thor."
"A dwarf? I'm a serious actor and I don't want to be typecast like this."
"Oh no, you'll be 15 feet tall."
"...Deal."
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This inflatable sleep hoodie lets you nap anywhere 2 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
nah nah get yourself a onepiece travel jumpsuit, it's got so much more on top of the inflatable hood.
1 of top 10 phenomenon scientists still can't understand 1 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
Steve Carrell?
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Censorship has changed over the years 6 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
To follow suit, if I ever asked someone if they were retarded (because of something idiotic or ignorant they did, and not because it seemed like they had an actual mental illness) and then it turned out they actually did have a mental illness, I would immediately apologize and feel bad about it. I wouldn't use that word to describe that person ever again, but I'd still use the word if my friends were being stupid about something.
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Basketball dog sets up the alley-oop 2 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
basketball dog? I think we all know that dog's name, let's not call him by a label in the news, here.
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Merp derp 9 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
I just don't understand why people insist on making their vegetarian or vegan food options resemble other foods in look or name. That is in no way a cheeseburger. That's not technically cheese (vegan cheese isn't by definition cheese) and it isn't a burger. I'm okay with people eating vegan but just come up with your own terms for stuff.
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Wormy hand 6 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
gomu gomu no rifle
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Good old days at McDonald's 11 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
Never seen the top left in my life. Looks like a bitchin time though.
Let me help you 1 comments
joshary · 5 years ago
OMG THAT IS THE MOST PRECIOUS.
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