That movie was bad enough to give people nightmares 14 comments
joshary
· 4 years ago
Word count: 969
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69..hehe 13 comments
Sometimes the truth hurts 8 comments
joshary
· 4 years ago
No the crowd who comes after church. From church, church ends, then they all show up to eat and be rude.
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Who gets up at 9:45? 3 comments
They know, they just don't care 6 comments
Who gets up at 9:45? 3 comments
joshary
· 4 years ago
Yoooooo. Normally, I wouldn't take offense to this, but it just so happens to be the exact time I set my alarm for every day so why don't you have a sit and a shush, mkay? I don't work until 10am, I'm allowed to set my alarm for 945 what's the issue? Rude.
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I do like them thicc 3 comments
joshary
· 5 years ago
Yo who gave Dexter's mom that thiccness? Also who hiked Sams thong way up high like that? Ya'll messing up my childhood. Also, Mr. Krabs can get it, and I do remember Ms. Bellum being dummy thicc though.
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Beyond stupid 12 comments
joshary
· 5 years ago
Wtf? It's a drawing. There are no other details outside of what is right there. When you see the meme with Taylor Armstrong yelling at the cat, do you comment arguing "Well it's impossible to determine the the validity of her anger based on the information in the photo. She could have a perfectly good reason for yelling at that cat and alternatively the cat could be an absolutely upstanding citizen of society and the woman would very well be out of line. What we really need is the photos of her and the cat in other situations to determine who was in the wrong."
It's not real. The scene isn't cropped. There wasn't an original larger picture showing the destinations or even showing more information like shade. It's a joke about how Americans will argue that the Imperial system is better and how many Americans don't know the conversions, which is true. I'm an American, and even though I know which is shorter, I know plenty of people who don't, and so I laughed. Welcome to Funsubstance.
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It's not real. The scene isn't cropped. There wasn't an original larger picture showing the destinations or even showing more information like shade. It's a joke about how Americans will argue that the Imperial system is better and how many Americans don't know the conversions, which is true. I'm an American, and even though I know which is shorter, I know plenty of people who don't, and so I laughed. Welcome to Funsubstance.
Must suck 6 comments
joshary
· 5 years ago
When my nephew was younger, he started to call my mom "Gigum" instead of Grandma I guess, but she said no, he'll grow out of it and my sister and I both said uh yeah okay good luck. Now that he's 8, she's of course still Gigum.
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This is a poster about work I can get behind 2 comments
joshary
· 5 years ago
I grew up in the same suburban town outside of Atlanta all my life and had a decent job. Not garbage, but nothing special by any means. I had a fairly estranged aunt who lived in Denver whom I hadn't seen in about 10 years and she invited me to come visit her for a few days just to catch up and travel since I had just graduated college and was talking about it on facebook. After being there for a week, I was in the airport in Denver and I called my work and said "hey, this is my 2 weeks, I'm on my way back and I'll finish out whatever schedule you've got for me while I pack up, but then I'm headed right back here." That is still my biggest and most spontaneous life decision, and I don't regret a thing. I guess I just wanted to tell it because I can't imagine not taking the risk, where would I be now in my life, 8 years later?
Can't relate 3 comments
joshary
· 5 years ago
My first thought was why were they trying to touch their face to their ass before the hormones came into play?
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Was lining up to checkout and realise how this is gonna look 3 comments
joshary
· 5 years ago
"All right, first we're having dinner and...oh dang, we've got all the ingredients except for some cucumber. I'll have to go pick one up. Next is dessert. Ice cream? Check. Chocolate syrup? Check. Cherries? Check. Whipped cream? Oh heck. Add it to the list. Next is hot chocolate by the fire, right? We've got the firewood, good. and then... oh poop. Get the chocolate. And then of course we'll end it with some sassy numnums.... what? Ah shoot."
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How do you turn this on 5 comments
Does it mean if I put a sun infront of my neighbor's window, I can see her changing? 3 comments
joshary
· 5 years ago
*goes outside to see the stars behind the sun*
*stumbles back inside, blinded*
*stumbles back inside, blinded*
Over 11 years, John Cena has granted 500 wishes for the Make-a-Wish Foundation. That 3 comments
joshary
· 5 years ago
Look at his left sleeve.
Oh youuu fell so hard, you are a fool! Cena got you so good!
Oh youuu fell so hard, you are a fool! Cena got you so good!
13, 14, 15 13 comments
joshary
· 5 years ago
Idk I mean... I never use military time but I know how to tell it. Personally my reasoning is that it isn't widely used enough here that if I know I have a 430pm appointment, and I look at someones clock and it says its 1519 I gotta say shit am I late what actual time is it? and then do the conversion in my head. It doesn't take long of course, but I see it like if I asked someone how fast a thing was moving or how much of an ingredient to add and they gave me metric, I'd be like "no I didn't ask for a math problem."
She's the chosen Susan 6 comments
joshary
· 5 years ago
Some of the alcohol it is still absorbed in the cheeks so somebody's 40lb kid kid is still getting turnt given enough tasting.
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They are the real MVP 6 comments
joshary
· 5 years ago
I'm just saying... I see a post titled "people who are the queen" and then I'm shown a person who I have never seen once in my life... that chick no queen.
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