yeah excellent point garlog, except no
it really is that hard to find a shirt
- that fits
- and looks nice
- and 'fashionable'
- and is comfortable
- and 'suits your body type' (because people get really shitty if you wear something that society says you shouldn't)
- for a reasonable price
i'm sorry if you don't like the truth, babe, but there you have it

excuse you do you know how fucking hard it is to try and hide bras?? the fashion industry does not seem to know that they exist!! tops either show the sides or the cups or the straps, and theres nothing we can do about it!!!!! and then people say shit like: omg your bra is showing!! like seriously pls grow up pls!
peace and pout, just_a_girl out :)

that is a-okay, guest, you are a kind soul :)

"Sleep in peace..... Forever"

You can't sneeze when you're in a coma has got to be the best slogan of all time

I dunno about that you seem pretty cool to me, so I wouldn't say you're shit, but you definitely know your shit

thank you for the clarification, guest.
much appreciation for your help in finding the pun.

when not performing on x-factor or performing inspirational political speeches or contemplating the meaning of life

PREACH IT GUESTS 2 AND 3!!!

your friend is very wise

come on guest, lighten up

what about Dame Judy Dench?

actually i think you'll find his name is Barbaric Cucumberband

your brother sounds like a legend too

your dad sounds like a legend