Calm down Satan.

I got my phone when j was 14, but I had to earn it with straight A's for all of eighth grade or my parents would have taken it away

http://www.dhmo.org/truth/Dihydrogen-Monoxide.html

Don't mind if I do

Read the first one then the last one. It's amusing.

Children are terrifying

We should call pregnancy apostrophes then.

Kegan did this!!!! Not joking!!!!!!!!

Those aren't tears, it's just raining on my face

They are perfect for each other

Lock your doors and hide your children and wives

If they don't know how to take a picture without looking at the phone then they aren't old enough to smoke weed