When the dinosaurs went extinct the tampon companies needed a new audience, so they created women.

I think you mean LIONEL MESSI

And then someone picked up all the bodies from the ocean floor and spread them around the world, dumping millions of years worth of sediment on top of them.

Oh no

When's the last time a fox jumped over your dog tho

Make a few more bucks?

So he'd be powering his entire base off of the power of a normal Duracell battery

But isn't the theory that he shrinks or expands the space between molecules or something?

Correct me if I'm wrong

Foot lettuce

Like MCR