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kaiserwilhelm


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Hehe he said bananas 3 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 3 years ago
Why do we need units. Why don't we just have units of speed be speed. Big speed? Megaspeed. Little speed? Microspeed. Easy. Who needs units. I've just solved all the world's problems
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Your friendly neighborhood Spidy 6 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 3 years ago
I'm right. Hey right, I'm dad. Me's right? I'm me. Dad's me. I'm dad. Right?
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It is the first civilization, and we are ignoring it? 4 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 3 years ago
My school barely did any ancient history, was all modern history, repeated the World Wars over and over again until we could elect not to take the subject. Only ancient history we did was Rome.
It is the first civilization, and we are ignoring it? 4 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 3 years ago
My school learning about NONE OF THEM
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Your friendly neighborhood Spidy 6 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 3 years ago
You are now consciously breathing
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I’m something of a collector 16 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 3 years ago
Toe puppets
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Dandelions 14 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 3 years ago
I guess weeds can be invasive species but they could be invading from over the street or over the seas
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Wait a minute! 7 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 3 years ago
Kashoggi and Syria ain't exactly internal American affairs, so I think it's fair to talk about global standards. A significant portion of the US population wanted Bernie over Biden so there is definitely a left according to your own standards, not denying that.
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Dandelions 14 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 3 years ago
I'm not really sure what the difference is between weeds and invasive species but invasive species are a serious problem in Australia since they outcompete native wildlife plants/animals. Which is why the government is super strict on weeds. Also why they had that whole problem with Johnny Depp a while back.
I'm not wrong 5 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 3 years ago
Amogus
Wait a minute! 7 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 3 years ago
Bernie is only radically left compared to USA standards. In Australia a lot of policies like his are already implemented and work well, politicians would be crucified trying to remove them. However USA population is so humungous in comparison I don't know how it would transfer over.
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I’m something of a collector 16 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 3 years ago
Finger puppets
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Predictive Text Tale of Captain Jack Sparrow 68 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 3 years ago
This is the tale of captain jack sparrow hawk and dove of peaceful protest against mass surveillance software development.
This is the tale of captain jack sparrow who ate the whole time while I was just about to be a good boy.
This is the tale of captain jack sparrow and his internal world of pain and the people who made it sound alright.
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It’s sadboi hours 1 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 3 years ago
Jastuck in the Suez Canal
Strum strum 2 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 3 years ago
The dog tho
Autocorrect your faith .. 86 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 3 years ago
God is morning tea
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Unreasonably Tired; Recount Needed 3 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 3 years ago
A recount of my weekend?
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Well he is correct 3 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 3 years ago
Fossil fuels are from long dead plants which all photosynthesised!
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Shhh don't tell anyone! 1 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 3 years ago
The man who killed Hitler also started VW. What a dude.
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Make room in the h*rny Jail 9 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 3 years ago
What about the Enderman dying sound
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Smh 6 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 3 years ago
It's an approximation
Only way to get Americans to do anything - 6 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 3 years ago
STICKERS!!!
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Cloud storage 2 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 3 years ago
Now he gets to tell all his friends how he lost it
This Sri Lankan news channel knows the US oddly well 11 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 3 years ago
The four states of matter
reptile 2 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 3 years ago
Crocodiles bit bigger I think
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