Well I mean, that IS how aging works.

Bacon-wrapped

When I had anxiety attacks I would go to my room and make it dark and lay down under the covers and listen to deep sleep music (YouTube or Spotify) for about twenty minutes. It almost always helped.

Snape voice: “Pottah”

I mean, yes, but that could have been OP’s intent all along.

Lisa Frank strikes again.

I feel like this should be common sense in any close relationship.

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize we were building these detainment centers with friggin diamonds??? What the heck is vacuuming up that much money? Don’t just send them to school, send them to Harvard with that much cash.

"Eugene was found dead by the side of the road on the 3-C Highway (U.S. 22) in Sabina, Ohio, 6-6-1929 and the deceased had no identification on his body except for a piece of paper in his pocket with a Cincinnati address written on it that turned out to be an empty lot. The police questioned a man that lived next to the lot and that man's name was Eugene. That is how this dead, middle aged black man was thusly named "Eugene" by the police. Littleton Funeral Home of Sabina, Ohio made available his remains for public viewing from 1929 through to 1964 (held in a small building behind the funeral home) in hope that someone would come forth to identify this man. Eugene remains an open case and his identity has never been solved. His stone marker simply reads, "EUGENE", Found Dead 1928, Buried 1964. This man is not a mystery to God and may he REST IN PEACE. Note ~ the original grave stone has been replaced with a new stone that has the correct date of death, year 1929" --www.findagrave.com

But consider this. Now your enemy has two swords.

There are pretty Amish. Some of them look a bit inbred, but some are very handsome/pretty.

The efficiency pleases me.

That’s actually a lovely sentiment.

You're Mr. Peanut Butter.

When my fren
Take me to pley
They bump me hard
Into the lake
They not mean to
I not mad
I swim wif frens
It make me glad

This looks so wrong but darnit now I need to get a pineapple and try it.