Someone allergic to chili and seeing other people like each other.

Nah, I just hope to turn you into a gourmand. ;)

Did you say Netflix and chili? Now THAT sounds like a good time. I’ll bring the shredded cheese!

I hope mine doesn’t give you food poisoning. ;)

I didn’t say I don’t want to. ;)

Eenope!

Duuuuuude, I’ll bring chips and brownies and we can gossip and play with each other’s hair and play vidya games!

Buzz buzz, mothertrucker. :P

So, anytime you’re outside? ;)

And it hides pit stains, let’s be real here.

Has she tried paper adopting? Surely there are other ways to get paper children.

I can’t wait to be your purrito.

Wild analytical discussion sounds like a blast, actually. Then we can be kinky afterward.

Well, I know I love you....

*Rowf!*

Aw. :(

Yeah, and grab that sweet red car!

Yeah, especially if they’re banging their roomie.

She duuuuuuuune

It’s definitely marketed as juice, but from what you guys are saying I’m guessing it’s blended up banana Witt strawberry juice, making it a smoothie.

We have banana-strawberry juice here, so.....

please elaborate. I've never heard this before and I like food science.

I’ll vouch for that. @guest_ seems pretty chill. 5/7.

Jacob and Esau, Romulus and Remus. (Last two are fictional, I know, but the fact that their story exists indicates that there were indeed twins back then)