Yo dawg

I love him and the minions

I'm in High school and I am going trick or treating and I am going to get a shitload of candy

Umbrige deserves it I hate her I hate her with a firey passion

Im not an accident
im a surprise
yay

When I was eight and nine I went to the shooting range a lot and I was always terrified that I would accidentally shoot someone or receive the kickback but it was still fun

Dude you're so deep I can't even see you anymore

I love her

Ugh I want a dragon instead of a car

And this is why I'm going to be an egg.

I disagree. You can summon me with chocolate and video games.

I can never unseen this

I love him because of his diversity. Miley Cyrus turned into what socialization wanted her to be but as RDJ says: 'Listen, Smile, Agree, then do whatever the fuck you wanted to do anyways.' (I apologize if I got the quote wrong)

WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS

I like mary

Awwwwwwwww :)