Well, that is debatable, but I personally consider it poverty. This, however, is also a fairly large one. I'm not saying that violence against men isn't a big problem, it very much is; but in Saudi Arabia, it is far more against women (or so I gather from my limited knowledge).

Yes, but this isn't an ad about that. Fix the biggest problems first.

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.

I'd sooner die a thousand deaths than abandon the possibility of patting it, though.

Gympie-Gympie, or dedrocnide moroides. Apparently you can eat the fruit, provided you remove the stinging hairs that absolutely cover the blighters.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Dunno, I lost track at 4.

Q: How do you find a dead baby in a pile of live ones?
A: Use a pitchfork.
Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of baby corpses?
A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Q: What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
A: You don't put on steelcaps when you jump on a trampoline.

Something big, if you managed to stop.

Cheeeeesse *slightly strange hand movements*

Basically the grammar is meant to be wrong.

Eyelashes and eyebrows. I have a question, though: would the carpet match the drapes?

Well, season two's coming out next year (I think), so if you want to start now might be a good time. That said, you'll already know what's going on and probably be annoyed by the ignorant early-season characters.

I think that eating may be slightly easier.