Harry Potter is symmetrical

So basically Harry's aunt Marge trumps Dudley.

At least the dementors just want your soul. Umbridge tears your world asunder, shard by shard, and leaves you alive and intact enough to comprehend and mourn your own emotional death.

Looks like the good old Minister for Magic really Fudged up.

I just learnt something about literature that somehow escaped my Literature Degree. Damn.

Damn Fudge