Penn and teller said organic food is bullshit and I'll believe anything Penn says lol

Michael scott did this before Axel.

"IF" because it never happened lol

Tbh I like drew better

http://youtu.be/-uahpfpNUyg

Height*

I had a Simpson's birthday card that actually says this scene.

Egyptian*

Shark fins

So cruel

Teletummy?

Greatest sitcom of all time

Wouldn't that cause acid rain?

I smashed my pinky toe 3 weeks ago Aaaaaaaaaand it still hurts

I did that on my holiday. I wrote *inspirational quote* in the sand

Ex fan. They drag it on for too long now. It's like days of our lives

I'm not being cruel. I'm saying alot of orphaned koalas are rescued on the side of the road still clutching their mothers who have died

Probably because it's mother got hit by a car

I've seen so many shows with him on it. I watch and think poor Richard he has to actually respond to these idiots

What I think about being offended skip to 3:35 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHMoDt3nSHs&feature=youtube_gdata_player

I'm allergic to bee stings, but only ever been stung on the feet, so only swelling. Apparently there is a lip balm you can buy that has bee venom in it WTF

Badass