Where I am there's sometimes parking spots made just for motorbikes

Luke's just like "Yes! Someone else hates this bad as much as I do"

I skip breakfast every morning

This didn't work for me. Does anyone know anything else that works? The breathing things don't work either

Her knees look like the teenage mutant ninja turtles

What is the name of the one on the top left because I always used to watch that but I can't remember what it's called

My dog does this too. The growls and bites and barks at my bother when he pretends to slap my arm

I'm allergic to a certain food but it's a pretty unheard of allergy and I get a pretty bad reaction to it but most people believe I just don't like it so they put it in the food anyway.

Ahem you forgot band members