Lmao I'm getting downvoted for living up to my username

6ut g99d sir/madam, that is wr9ng to let a stranger vi9late your cat in such ways!

Please d9 n9t engage in 6eastialty with this l9vely cat.

Excuse me, but c9uld y9u n9t say that "sjw"s are "funny to laugh at" but "n9t fun to talk t9"? It is quite triggering t9 me as a S9cial Justice Warri9r.

Please d9 n9t make fun of the way I type. It is quite triggering to talk 6ad a69ut 9thers. All I am asking is that y9u d9 n9t have sex with the cat.

I w9uld als9 like t9 give my disappr9val In having sexual relati9ns with an animal. Please d9 n9t "fuck the cat".

Greatest ap9l9gies 9n intruding, but I w9uld advise against sta66ing 9thers, as well as the stealing 9f felines.