*twenty guys and a tank pointing guns at the dragon*
-Got any oil?

Yeah, for comparison I'm on early retirement for a disability in Sweden. By European and Swedish standards I'm considered poor with an income of about $1300 per month, half of which goes to pay for my two bedroom flat in the second largest city.

No, the Swedish church is very liberal about these things. Same sex couples can even get married in church, women can be priests and bishops and God is referred to without gender.
For context; the Church of Sweden used to be the state religion and still have responsibility for burial but it's otherwise an independent church, albeit the one with the most members.

It's kinda awesome. We had Europride in my hometown last year. It was amazing.

To a lesser extent but yes.

I looked but this meme is the only reference I can find for this picture.

Relax, most of us don't believe in either God or Satan.