Considering the guy lies about 14 times per day on average (according to the Washington Post, Dec 19 2019) I'm assuming this means he's got the blueprints and is already ordering the concrete.

sudo shutdown -h now

Yeah, I remember that *sobs*

He might be right. We could at least try it on Trump once.

Then they've missed the bit about healthy expression of emotion. It's ok to be angry even though you understand why they're being a dick.

The supurrvisor.

Merry Xmas, Internet Explorer.

You go, little fish! Don't let the pond define who you are.

I know you're probably bring sarcastic but I actually like this. Have you considered animating scenes from movies in your minimalist style?

I'm 23% sure that's a dude in a GTFAway-from-me-suit.

Talk about getting out of your comfort zone.

If my parents wants more kids they can go fuck themselves and stop bothering me.

8 - I've been hiking day the sun just went down.

Um, everyone realises cocks can stink to, right?

Thanks for the offer but I'm a solo act.