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Oh sure, when some corporate goons puts hundreds of people and gallons of flammable liquids in a metal box and propels them across the Atlantic they're a pilot but when I do it I'm "a madman" and a "mass murderer".

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Oh, that's why there's called longhorns! It makes so much sense now.

Beautiful but neither geode nor over a magma chamber. Cueva de los cristales (Cave of Crystals) is a cave above a fault line that contains some of the largest known selenite crystals.

I just .. they're .. I LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH!!!

That's an unfortunate name.

A friend repainted some lawn furniture and a cat walked across while the paint was still dry. She coloured it in with gold paint. It was adorable.

That's why there's beer.

Seventies cookbooks can be pretty wild.

So that's how they grow in the wild. I've always wondered.

"This photo shows two power linemen, Randall Champion and J. D. Thompson, at the top of a utility pole. They had been performing routine maintenance when Champion brushed one of the high voltage lines at the very top. These are the lines that can be heard “singing” with electricity. Over 4000 volts entered Champion’s body and instantly stopped his heart (an electric chair uses about 2000 volts).His safety harness prevented a fall, and Thompson, who had been ascending below him, quickly reached him and performed mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. He was unable to perform CPR given the circumstances, but continued breathing into Champion’s lungs until he felt a slight pulse, then unbuckled his harness and descended with him on his shoulder. Thompson and another worker administered CPR on the ground, and Champion was moderately revived by the time paramedics arrived, eventually making a full recovery."
Listverse - 10 Pulitzer Prize-Winning Photos And Their Stories

I need something darker than Dark Mode.

That's just something the rich tell the poor to keep us from revolting.

I made a robot to feel emotions for me. It's sulking in a corner. Don't know why.

This was in June. Still sucks though.

Looking fab as always.

A woolly mammoth?

Is that a grenade shoved into a fleshlight?

Floof <3

Looks like joint hypermobility syndrome.

My fetish is being naked and horny with someone who is equally naked and horny. Yeah, I'm pretty much vanilla except I get hard thinking about human rights.

That's is really well done. In amazed by how you've developed your minimalist style.

That's pretty good poetry.