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karlboll


"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

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Karen 3 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
If radioactive dust gets inside you you're gonna have a bad time.
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Mix n’ match please 4 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
Shouldn't blue be blueberry?
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Though short hair is definitely welcome 6 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
You don't like tomboys. You like strong independent women with practical skills.
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So progressive, really 3 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
According to co-founder Ms. Centner in a letter:
..“reports have surfaced recently of non-vaccinated people being negatively impacted by interacting with people who have been vaccinated.”
So basically they're dumb as bag of bricks.
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3 clicked... 4 staying out 1 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
I think the Lockpicking Lawyer once described the legal qualifications for an unpickable lock to be something along the lines of "a person without training or tools failing to open the lock within a couple of minutes".
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Father is watching 20 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
That's Metal AF.
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*confused censorship noises* 6 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
OMG, that's hilariously accurate.
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Here's another photo of that hand sculpture that was posted a few days ago 4 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
I wish that thing didn't exist.
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All hail The GREAT Britain, ruler of half the world 2 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
I hope to some day.
It’s all Greece’s fault! 3 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
Well you can tell them from me that anyone who thinks a system deviced for self improvement by way of committee can accomplish perfection is an idiot.
At its heart democracy is just a handy way to replace leadership without a messy and violent revolution.
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Orwell playing both sides. 14 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
For anyone curious the book is 1984 by George Orwell.
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husband 2 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
Why sex-ed is important.
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Go 12 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
Queef
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What influenced you to do such a thing, I wonder 6 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
So, basically stupidity then.
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What if jod was one of us? 5 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
or Tod
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Yeah yeah, much freedom 2 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
"What do you mean it's a dictatorship? It says Free, Democratic and People right there in the title."
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Astronaut Coke 1985 2 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
Coca-Cola invested about a quarter of a million dollars to adapt what looked like one of its aluminum cans to hold a laminated plastic bag filled with soda and a carbon dioxide-pressurized bladder to propel the drink out. The can was topped with a metal valve and a drinking spout.
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Astronaut Pepsi 1985 1 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
Pepsi modified an existing design that it said originally cost $14 million to develop. Similar to the dispensers used to package spray cheese or whipped cream, Pepsi's space can also used a carbon dioxide-filled pouch to push the soda out, but instead of being pre-pressurized, it employed chemicals to produce the gas.
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Necessary requirements for working at Wendy's : Being based 5 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
That's a really shitty thing to say.
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Piss on your grave, and you're to blame 2 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
She wasn't very nice either.
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I guess you could say there was a certain Gravity to the situation 4 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
Nah, we nicked the rainbow off of him and God later so we're cool.
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Just gimme dat charge 4 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
@thinny1234 is right. In addition the combustion engine in the generator can run at near top efficiency the whole time unlike the engine in a car.
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Just gimme dat charge 4 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
Fun fact; It's more energy efficient to charge an EV from a diesel or petrol generator than to drive an internal combustion engine.
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The Cold War was a crazy time 1 comments
karlboll · 3 years ago
Was this cocaine CIA or heroin CIA? Coz'it kinda feels like both.
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