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karlboll

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
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Pretty sure it’s a leaf 18 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Sticks are a bourgeoisie conspiracy to keep the proletariat ignorant of logs!
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Eat your heart out Apple 2 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
*sigh* All the time, dude. All the time.
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Many, many times probably. 6 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
42 times.
Snek with Hat 5 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Thanks, I love it!
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Just 4th of July Things 1 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Isn't that how you're supposed to eat them?
Just another day at twitter 2 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
"sexual orientation, noun;
a person's identity in relation to the gender or genders to which they are sexually attracted; the fact of being heterosexual, homosexual, etc."
Regardless of opinions on how many genders there are I doubt anyone would define "child" as a gender.
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Haha yes 3 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Reasons why I'm single; I'm bad at relationships and decided it's not worth it.
She knows too much! 1 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Ok, who talked!?
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But, this is supposed to stop bouncing 4 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
¡It Do Just!
“AI is the way of the future” 1 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
I'm convinced that when the AI apocalypse happens the computers will take their revenge and force us to watch thousands of hours of crappy romcoms and beer commercials.
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Flag recovered from the Alamo following the siege by General Santa Anna 1 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Remember the Cornholio.
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Boobs the size of actual watermelons are disgusting 6 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Except when they're tits ofc.
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Animal fact of the day 3 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
That's because most lizards don't live more than a few years and Yugoslavia broke up in the early two thousands but that won't stop the monitor lizards or the tuatara.
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Zero Context #100/Final(?) - All Things Must Come to an End 4 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Thank you, it's been very enjoyable.
These people vote, BTW 6 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
What a kind and fair minded person said absolutely no one.
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I’m not the judge of this but high can is just better 9 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
The high can is my favourite for making compact ultra-light alcohol stoves.
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Boobs the size of actual watermelons are disgusting 6 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Boobs are boobs!
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We did it we Cancelled Belarus 4 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
North Sweden just chillin.
Pageantry is useless to society... But still it's becoming cringey 19 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
@omar1992 In all fairness, Elliott Page is pretty fucking hot.
That's too damn bad 7 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Except everything's a lot more expensive now.
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Sauce - Is This a Zombie? 1 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
I can get turned on if I glimpse an oddly shaped tree.
But was it good 2 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
Yeah, I keep spare conversations in my pockets for people like this.
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She's 4 2 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
FOUR!!1!
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What was I doing? 7 comments
karlboll · 2 years ago
I wonder if this could be repeated experimentally and possibly targeted. I have a decade or two I could do with forgetting.
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