karlboll
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."— karl Report User
The greatest treasure 2 comments
karlboll
· 1 year ago
The dragon is recruiting for an orgy.
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This is a public announcement 4 comments
karlboll
· 1 year ago
This just popped up in my feed a couple of days ago but Google "student loan forgiveness application". Didn't dive into it but it sounded like applications may open sooner. Also I don't live in the US so I have no idea how that system works.
RIP Micky G 3 comments
karlboll
· 1 year ago
I remember him from the news in the eighties. It was usually him, Reagan and Thatcher in the news back then and he always seemed the more sensible. It was almost a little strange seeing the USSR under Gorbatjov not responding with violence and even embracing democratic ideals. He initiated the nuclear weapon disarmament during the Cold War and the world seemed a little nicer and safer. I liked him. Did what he could with a shitty situation.
Hollywood amirite 4 comments
It's really not that cold 2 comments
karlboll
· 1 year ago
No, you don't understand. Finns don't use electricity to heat their homes, they just pick up their trust puukko and cut down a tree with it. Then they glare at the logs until they stack themselves in the sauna and swear at them until they go nuclear. After they're warm enough they ski to a lake and hack open five foot of ice, again armed only with a puukko, and skinny dip to get the koskenkorva and have a drink.
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Hand your mom my business card 8 comments
Tomato 7 comments
karlboll
· 1 year ago
Aaaaw, thank you. Having a shit day and felt really good to hear that today.
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The true origin story 26 comments
karlboll
· 1 year ago
So apart from adultery and not believing in God it sounds like I'm a pretty good Christian and I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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biology 4 comments
The French are built different 1 comments
Maybe it shouldn't 31 comments
karlboll
· 1 year ago
That's very true. My sister ex husband make something like 20k per month but he spends it all and he's the most miserable man I've met. I live on less than that per year and despite my disabilities I'm a lot happier.
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Sauce? 3 comments
karlboll
· 1 year ago
Nah, that's just the family friendly version where they cut out the violence.
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inflation 3 comments
karlboll
· 1 year ago
If you have to work five times as hard just to keep up with women I feel bad for you, son.
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Those were the days 1 comments
karlboll
· 1 year ago
I've seen those record players. Basically it keeps from skipping by applying a godsawful pressure on the needle. It works but it destroys your record.
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