karl

karlboll


"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

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"Uncle, you are the drunken sailor." 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Give him a dose of salty water.
Try me, foolish mortals 5 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Sliders.
Remember to add this to your Re-Su-Me 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Upgraded the overhead photon emitters with a retrofit quantum based option.
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PoetrySub 10 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
A goFundMe called Feeding the Crow? Count me in!
Teenage killer from Kansas on the run 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Last seen on Y. Brick Rd. with three other suspects. According to witness they we're looking for a human heart. Believed to be on drugs and extremely dangerous, this group should not be approached. If spotted contact ECPD.
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There is no fourth 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Five of you count therapy.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit on Laserdisc 4 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
It's a cool nod to Betty Boop where animators hid NSFW between frames.
I typed in your symptoms and it says you might have internet connectivity problems 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I tried to explain this to a psychologist just yesterday.
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A clever question caught the instructor off guard 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Under this government that's a fair question though.
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Sus 5 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Yay, I'll bring the coffee!
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Sus 5 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
We're going to hell.
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Sus 5 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Hahahaha XD
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Operation Desert Stumble 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Nice to see they have top gear at least.
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Clownin' Around Day 19 - Their Arguments Are Hard-Hitting 8 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I've seen them call themselves that and "free thinkers" but they all just seem to wanna discuss how mainstream media lies and the benefits of living in a white supremacist ethno-nationalist dictatorship.
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PoetrySub 10 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Peanuts with shells or unsalted nuts are supposed to be good for crows. While I'm no expert, crows seem like the kind of people who both understand kindness, living on the edge of society and aren't above a bit of bribery as long as it's the good stuff. Go befriend those crows.
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V stands for vertical duh 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Oh, you're one of those people who believes helicopters "land" *pfft*
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Naruto Croak ! 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I really enjoy these and frogs becoming something of a mascot for the site.
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Ahhhhh crimes 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Sweden just chilling in a corner after getting all their aggression out before war crimes was a thing.
New is not always better 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Just installed Win XP on an old laptop, maybe it's time for some retro gaming.
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Hmm yes, those are definitely words 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Great, now I'm cross eyed.
Yo ho ho 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Wasn't her dad in Family Guy?
Ye 2024! 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Just googled it and oh ye gods it's real.
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What a time to be alive. 4 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Oh ye gods, patent that idea quickly and refused to license it before we're all doomed!
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World's biggest excavator 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Yeah, that's fair
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World's biggest excavator 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Yeah ok, but the Ferrari is cheaper and has better mileage.