Happy Pride!

Ok, tasteless but also .. that would be soo Stephen Hawking's sense of humour. This is the guy who rickrolled an entire auditorium of the world's greatest scholars in his robovoice, not to mention his performance in Little Britain.
Professor Hawking, you are sorely missed.

If you can learn not to ejaculate during orgasm, you can have multiple orgasms and always be ready for more rounds.

-Chad meme?
*stubs out cigarette and lights a new one, offering the gruff, ambiguous reply:
-I haven't seen that meme in a long time.

Thanks, but I already have a pink pair of crocs.

Aglets. Read it in a novel as a kid and had to look it up.

I am all of these.

If it was only the beach. I've seen guys, it's always guys, in the forest jogging with a loudspeaker.

Important safety tip; If you're wearing a swastika armband, it is important to never raise your right hand to quickly.

Barbarian; -Counter spell!
DM; -You're a barbarian, you can't cast spells.
B; -Oh yeah? I use my reaction to cast axe. In your face! Literally.

Well, not entirely a lie. We've gone from working 12-16 hrs/day, 6 days per week, to 8hrs/day, 5 days per week. From 99% to 5% of the population working to make food. But with the lesser need for manual labour in production, the service economy has increased to fill the hours.
I often wonder how the world would look if white collar jobs became as automated as blue collar jobs have become. Perhaps with AI we'll soon find out. The greater question, though, is who will buy the products when no one needs to work?

Get a load of Big Economy trying to suppress the truth about wealth building.

The 1566 celestial phenomenon over Basel.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1566_celestial_phenomenon_over_Basel

No, much better. They're three LEGO figurines representing the Roman god Jupiter (right), his wife Juno (middle) and Galileo Galilei (left), flying to Jupiter on NASA’s Juno spacecraft.

Are you Internet Explorer? Because you're almost two years late and on the wrong date.

Not for no reason. For big splash!