karlboll
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
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Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders 2 comments
Froggos '23 #177 - It Was Inevitable 3 comments
Hate it when it happens 7 comments
karlboll
· 1 year ago
I cum when I choose to, I can't do it on command or anything but I usually save it for last when everyone is exhausted.
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Faith 101 … 5 comments
karlboll
· 1 year ago
Exactly, I'm paraphrasing the equally dumb question "If humans evolved from monkeys, then why are there still monkeys".
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Hate it when it happens 7 comments
karlboll
· 1 year ago
You practice. Masturbate until you almost come, keep pushing it off. Then learn to not relax the bit that makes you ejaculate, while relaxing and enjoying your orgasm. I'm not saying it's easy and there are probably other methods.
Faith 101 … 5 comments
If you are, how??? 2 comments
karlboll
· 1 year ago
In my day we didn't have any of this dust and plasma nonsense. When time started ticking people said it would mean the end of everything, and now look where we're heading. Elementary particles everywhere. Multiculturalism has taken over everything. Once the conservatives accepted more than one kind of quantum state it was all over imho.
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Man, What a Cissy 6 comments
Too soon? 1 comments
karlboll
· 1 year ago
Ok, tasteless but also .. that would be soo Stephen Hawking's sense of humour. This is the guy who rickrolled an entire auditorium of the world's greatest scholars in his robovoice, not to mention his performance in Little Britain.
Professor Hawking, you are sorely missed.
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Professor Hawking, you are sorely missed.
Hate it when it happens 7 comments
karlboll
· 1 year ago
If you can learn not to ejaculate during orgasm, you can have multiple orgasms and always be ready for more rounds.
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Remember to give your grandma hugs kings 1 comments
karlboll
· 1 year ago
-Chad meme?
*stubs out cigarette and lights a new one, offering the gruff, ambiguous reply:
-I haven't seen that meme in a long time.
*stubs out cigarette and lights a new one, offering the gruff, ambiguous reply:
-I haven't seen that meme in a long time.
This Feels Like a Croc 3 comments
Hey, I know what we’re gonna do today 6 comments
Don't cross her 20 comments
Don't be this guy 5 comments
karlboll
· 1 year ago
If it was only the beach. I've seen guys, it's always guys, in the forest jogging with a loudspeaker.
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You're homeless.
Some girl takes pity on you.
Move in with new girlfriend.
Crazy girlfriend throws you out.
You're homeless again.
Damn, women be crazy.