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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

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What would be your wishes? Post in the comments 5 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Reverse two hundred years of civil rights.
Celebrate the sacrifice 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Prometheus has gotten his liver pecked out daily for four thousand years now, just so we can have mood lighting. Jesus needs to up his game.
Need some help identifying this wildlife 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
That's not a hummingbird. It's a horse fly.
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based 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
A lot of stuff that violates EU law, like a reform that prevented judges from questioning the legality of the appointment of other judges.
Futurama is coming back! 5 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I would watch the heck out of that.
Fun fact 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Yup, but now they're nutrients.
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We needed one of those at the Met gala 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I like that we're trying to breed animals and bacteria to destroy our waste plastic and all but, I can't help but wonder what would happen our entire civilisation if they got loose?
Confirming non-confirmists 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Are hipsters still a thing?
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Aye aye captain 5 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Very true.
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Breh its crazy how all ur problemsare caused by ((them)) and not yourself amirite 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Get thrown out by crazy girlfriend.
You're homeless.
Some girl takes pity on you.
Move in with new girlfriend.
Crazy girlfriend throws you out.
You're homeless again.
Damn, women be crazy.
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Aye aye captain 5 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
That is one spicy hot take.
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Kitteh! 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Aaaaaw<3
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Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Is this real or satire? I can't tell any more.
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Froggos '23 #177 - It Was Inevitable 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Why would you want to be unfrogged now that you're finally frogged?
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Hate it when it happens 7 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I cum when I choose to, I can't do it on command or anything but I usually save it for last when everyone is exhausted.
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Faith 101 … 5 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Exactly, I'm paraphrasing the equally dumb question "If humans evolved from monkeys, then why are there still monkeys".
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Hate it when it happens 7 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
You practice. Masturbate until you almost come, keep pushing it off. Then learn to not relax the bit that makes you ejaculate, while relaxing and enjoying your orgasm. I'm not saying it's easy and there are probably other methods.
Faith 101 … 5 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
If God made Eve from Adam's rib, then why did Adam still exist?
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If you are, how??? 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
In my day we didn't have any of this dust and plasma nonsense. When time started ticking people said it would mean the end of everything, and now look where we're heading. Elementary particles everywhere. Multiculturalism has taken over everything. Once the conservatives accepted more than one kind of quantum state it was all over imho.
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Your boss gets to you first, What do you say? 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
"I hate to say 'i told you so' but .."
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Still holds a special place 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
*chokes*
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Man, What a Cissy 6 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
@guest_ I've been saving it for just such an occasion.
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Hate it when it happens 7 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Yes.
Man, What a Cissy 6 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Well, someone is having a cissy fit.
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Being in the hospital sucks 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
This aged well