karl

karlboll


"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

— karl Report User
Incredible 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
.. and drive.
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GG my dudes, it is Wednesday 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Tuesday but you're close, bot.
Fight for your rights , my warriors 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I got annoyed enough to Google this ..
It's a Reddit meme to edit alt-right cartoonist Ben Garrisons cartoons to involve cum.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ben-garrison-cum-comics
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Got’ em 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
He's not wrong.
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school 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
No, you pay 30k to understand what it means.
When you're actually being racist it's called a hate crime 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
That's rhetoric for ya'. Get enough attention, throw out some dog whistles and get the audience to laugh. You don't have to be right to win a debate.
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Fillosuffee meem 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
The meme itself holds meaning only within the interpretation itself.
Fight for your rights , my warriors 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
What?!
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Why yes, yes it is 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Return to monke.
I remember it like it was yesterday. 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Bold of you to assume that I had a childhood.
The monster mash! 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Or when you fuck a guy who's masturbated a couple of thousand times.
Ww3 canceled 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Oh crap, Sweden is going to end up having the largest army, aren't we?
Don’t be afraid, answer it and expose yourself 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I'm gay for pay.
The Fr*nch and their weird pronunciation 4 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Firstly. Yes, that is a normal reaction.
Secondly. Great minds think alike, but fools seldom differ.
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Even the most nationalist among us don't defend the imperial system 7 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
You just adjust the recipe to the measurement system used locally, a difference of 0.182 ml isn't even measurable in baking.
Now, the real problem with the imperial system that the metric system solves is volumes and weights. Say you've bought a water tank and want to know the weight of the water to see if your stand can take the weight. For simplicity I'll use 1x1x1.
A 1x1x1 meter volume of water (1m³) is one thousand liter which weighs 1000 kilos.
A 1x1x1 feet volume of water (1ft³) is 61 023.7441 cubic inches. One cubic inch water weighs 0.036127 pounds. 61023.7441x0.036127 is not how you calculate that and I have already given up trying. According to Google one cubic foot weighs 5.202288 pounds which makes absolutely no sense.
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Man, the nineties were wild man. 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Remember all those white guys with dreadlocks playing didgeridoo?
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Time to revive the Ra cult 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Scandinavians are fundamentally sun worshippers.
Even the most nationalist among us don't defend the imperial system 7 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
The metric teaspoon is 5 ml. Your move.
This is why I have trust issues 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Even better is when the log shows they're logged in and accessing tons of data, then it turns out the URL they're using is "The one you sent me in an email".
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Elsewhere: "and rabbits are birds" 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
time traveling trapper: *slides him another $20*
Jesus: and beavers, whatever they are, is a kind of fish apparently.
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Just gonna wait for the hate from the socialists 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
People; -Money don't grow on trees, your know!
Dog; -Hold my water bowl
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Hmm, looks like Sverige... 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Cool, now do Denmark's flag.
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But does he have a loicense to do that? 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Yes sir, I can boogie ..
Dem brhs based 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I was in a rehab group once for my drinking and, I shit you not, the others in the group decided to celebrate 6 months sober with going on a party boat to Denmark and not drink anything. I heard they stayed sober for five minutes after departure.
You can't trust your brain when you're addicted.
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