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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

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A cloud 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Bees!
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Froggos '23 #200 - The Amphibious Army Advances 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
The frog army marches on its lil'butts.
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word 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
"People who posts misattributed quotes as comments are really only doing it because they fear it would not be validated by others if they knew it was just by some rando."
-Samarin Khafka IV in 1265
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hhe 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Tag yourselves. I'm Potassium.
Wtf is vegan school? 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
"Where there is power, there is resistance"
(Foucault,1978, p. 95).
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How to be Texan 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
(╯°°)╯︵ ┻━┻)
wise 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
woʜ ɘυɿɈ γɿɘV
Yup 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I've seen a catfish and I've seen a cat fish, but I've never seen a cat fish catfish.
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Icarus 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Fun fact; The Nazis used a lot of slave labour (i.e. Jews and other prisoners) for their war machine, including for servicing engines. Guess how that worked out.
Be evil! Do kindnesses! 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Not to mention rock music, pop music, videogames and all the other things that is totally going to turn us all into devil worshipers.
Hail Satan!
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I hate guinea pigs and hamsters 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Oh no, the guinea pig can bite, scream and scurry. Take a look at the kākāpō instead. This parrot has been stuck on an island without predators for tens of thousands of years, losing its ability to fly, run or even understand what a threat is. It's said that if a predator stresses the bird out enough, the kākāpō will climb a tree, waggle it's de-evolved wing stubs and jump.
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skin 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I think the guy on the left is an old co-worker of mine.
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Different plane, same seats? 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Wait, it's all slavery with extra steps?
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He had the moves 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Was he though?
She take my money… 5 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I hate that argument. She's not taking his money. Kids cost money because life costs money and as a parent it's his fucking obligation to provide for his kids. They would've cost money without a divorce to but because they're divorced sHE's tAkIng HIs moNeYs oH NOeS. Fuck him and everyone like him
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And in the 90s she took the plastic wrapper off 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
In granny's defence, there was a lot of drugs and lead paint in the seventies.
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look 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Considering we all learn English in school, it's impressive to find a Swede who can't speak the language.
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No impoverished kids means no sexually exploitable youth 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Ah yes, that time the trump administration saved thousands of immigrant children from the terrible democrats by separating them from their parents, locking them in cages and "misplacing" them.
Marjorie Taylor Greene and her husband take Christmas photos-2011 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Imagine working for decades to radicalise the right, only to be excluded for not being far-right enough.
How to be Texan 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Texans are snitches? Good to know.
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Come on. I'm ready 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
You live in the State of Emergency
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David hahahaha 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
ROFL MAO billionaires!
Give it a try 4 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Its a Small off duty Czeckslovakian traffic warden!
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