If religious nuts stopped contacting me to tell me I'm going to hell and stayed out of legislated, I promise to be a lot more chill about their imaginary friends.

Congrats!

Wall mounted is better.

I just think it's funny how this is never a problem for normal nice people who aren't talking stupid shit with their arsehole friends.

This is why sex ed is important.

Uhm, what?

Bruh

Yeah, those things are nasty.

It's hilarious and endearing at the same time to see a cheap IKEA plushie get so much love.

F*ck is contextual. Replace it with "desk" and you get pretty much the same meaning

Worse than that, Jesus and his disciples weren't even Christians.

I wouldn't compare Rowling with Parks.

In her defence, Mary Mallon was an uneducated woman living in a time when germ theory was just becoming widely accepted. From her point of view the doctors were basically telling her she was possessed by tiny demons and must be imprisoned.

And when that didn't work he was assassinated.

*sobs inconsolably*

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Just because it's called a crowbar, doesn't mean it's made of crows.

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I'm so sorry to hear your husband married a coward.

Toilet paper was invented in 1857.

It'll happen to you!