Didn't need AC until now.

SIR, THE PRIVATE ONLY WANT TO BE FRIENDS EITHER WAY, SIR!

Mine Digger

By the time I get up my ass.

Water, oxygen and phosphor?

*tips top hat*
Message recieved, over.

Uh rude!

I would watch the heck out of that.

You gotta be tough with those MFers. Pull the colour cartridge and try again, it knows what's up.

Nana Nana Nana Nana Batman!

That is one queer duck.

*comment about bad people on both sides*

Most gay men I know have beards.

Correlation is not causation but it's wierd that it happened twice.

Why vids of hot young girls have MILF in the title?

Let the dishwasher "break" for a month and let everyone take turns doing dishes by hand. He'll be thrilled when it gets repaired.

Must be those family values people are always talking about.

That's great. Now everyone who feels discriminated as a heterosexual cis-person can move to Saudi Arabia and enjoy living in a society that reflects their values. I'm so happy for you guys!

Every character is trans but you can't tell except for that one.

Only because life gave us citrons.

Imagine the superpowers launching satellites in the sixties and discovering a whole unexplored contingent full of resources.

She was only trying to poison her husband, an older relative, but his mom used the milk she poisoned, made yoghurt and served to the family.
Not saying she did the right thing but there's a lot of wrong things happening here.

I prefer the soup of tomorrow today.

It's like hiring pest control to come over once a week, to get rid of the cockroaches and rats, because you're a disgusting slob who can't be bothered to close the door and take out the trash.