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karlboll


"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

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(\OyO/) 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I mean, if anyone knows it's the talking snake right?
So many sleepless nights 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Along with other hits such as "You won't always have a calculator" and "You need to remember this because you won't always have your reference library with you".
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2000 years ago we just started counting years dunno why 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
An event, not The. Just some arbitrary event that was popular for a while but very few people actually cares about anymore, like the Napoleonic wars or the invention of the pogo stick.
Super Sunday - Whence Cometh Evil? 17 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Timmy had to get cancer and die right after watching his puppy choke on a piece of bone because mysterious ways.
Ooh an inflatable Christmas tree 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Right in the Tannenbaum.
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What would you call this weapon? 8 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
A Bam Ban
What are the odds? 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I didn't know that was trope. Also, I'm apparently a Man of no Woman born. I hope that doesn't mean I'm destined for something, I'm too old for that shit.
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Look how far we've come 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I remember those times. I was always so scared when the priest sacrificed the robot so the InterNet would hear our queries. I can still hear the robots scream at night as they haunt my dreams.
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Tis the season 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
That is a crematorium.
Satan's bong hole 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Aw, I love you to bro <3
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OurGender 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
X Æ A-12
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Poor little guy 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Still taller and twice the man than Putin.
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Hitler be like... Dang! 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
At least they're trying.
Lul 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Not just me then.
Satan's bong hole 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Don't threaten me with a good time!
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I'm hispanic but it's still wack 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Aw man, I would love to have tamales on Christmas. My family is traditional so it's all ham, pickled herring and potatoes.
We are not the same 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
As long as we're on the same side.
ScIeNcE 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
-Great, more data that proves my hypothesis, says local scientist sarcastically.
I'm honoured 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Best day ever <3
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Hmmm yes shower curtain rings. Interesting 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I really enjoy the "How it's Unmade".
And screw the Greek letter hiearchy as well 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
The boot.
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Brother Steve, I don't think the tactic of asking those Norsemen to leave nicely is going 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Oh right, I keep forgetting that was a horrific tragedy from your perspective.
A black woman invented the telescope 15 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Obvious troll is obvious.
fish 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Also a guy drinking a beer and/or looking Serious with sunglasses is over used. My most complimented Tinder pic is me knitting in a friend's couch. Apparently this leads people to think "Ooh, he can knit and he has friends".
The OG fascists 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Not if you're Herman Göring.