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It was supposed to happen in 1793 but pirates.

Then why do I get a migraine hearing conspiracy theorists talk?

It's because he has 3" lift inserts in his shoes to make him taller.

Do you want fries with that?

Or that one guy who was with his mistress when his wife called, hysterical because he worked there, and he pretended everything was fine.

Sorry or not for fools who die from foolishness, I think we should all be really angry at those who willfully spread misinformation and hold them responsible for the deaths and suffering they cause.

The Fairy Ring in my Ass.

I mean, if anyone knows it's the talking snake right?

Along with other hits such as "You won't always have a calculator" and "You need to remember this because you won't always have your reference library with you".

An event, not The. Just some arbitrary event that was popular for a while but very few people actually cares about anymore, like the Napoleonic wars or the invention of the pogo stick.

Timmy had to get cancer and die right after watching his puppy choke on a piece of bone because mysterious ways.

Right in the Tannenbaum.

A Bam Ban

I remember those times. I was always so scared when the priest sacrificed the robot so the InterNet would hear our queries. I can still hear the robots scream at night as they haunt my dreams.

That is a crematorium.

X Æ A-12

Still taller and twice the man than Putin.

At least they're trying.

Not just me then.

Don't threaten me with a good time!

Aw man, I would love to have tamales on Christmas. My family is traditional so it's all ham, pickled herring and potatoes.