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karlboll


"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

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Frens 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
And they say the government don't care about people.
Highly advanced civilization 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
No need for automation and labor saving machines when you have plenty of slaves and no regulations.
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Cough* covid 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Covid has killed millions and continue to hospitalise hundreds of thousands. If anything, the gullibility of the public in relation to the study are those who keep falling for the misinformation campaigns.
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Let's gooooo 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Can you drift a tram?
Anything but that. 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Doctor Who fans; First time?
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Y’all ***ers need JAYSUS 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Wiping your ass is a conspiracy by Big Toilet Paper. The ass is self cleaning. Do your research!
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It wouldn't fit well into American cardboard walls 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Frankly, it annoys the hell out of me to. I mean, windows have a latch and a handle. You hold the latch, turn the handle and open the window. Not on modern windows! You hold the latch, turn the handle and the damn thing falls out of its frame towards you stopping an inch away from your face. Wanna open it? Simply hold the latch, turn the handle the wrong way, press on the window frame, jam your fingers in the crack and find the hidden latch, taking care not to squeeze your fingers. I mean, windows worked. These things don't! I wanted fresh air. If I'd wanted a god dammed puzzle I'd have bought a Rubik's cube!
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So close...Luckily no one died 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
An asteroid traveling through space for millions of years, narrowly missing a tourist center in the middle of nowhere. Don't tell me that's a coincidence. They knew it was coming and moved the building. Wake up sheeple! Do your research!
A very thin margin 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
The difference is if they're comfortable saying No, and if that No is going to be respected.
Nihilism is founded 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Yeah, but some idiot might take inspiration from my actions and I don't want them to go through life as unfulfilled as I am.
I Wonder Who Those Beings Could Be 4 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Wait, the sharks built the pyramids!?
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Sad shrek noises 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
F
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"The Grinch stole my.." 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
The Grinch stole my heart.
Germany? Just wash your hands with soap, bro 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Finnish? No, I'm just getting started bro.
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This is definitely fact 5 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Oof
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The grind bore fruit 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Sold the ceiling fan and bought a bed. Good choice.
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Jernalisum fillosuffee 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Centrists gonna center.
rgb 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
You buy RGB lighting, you're obviously gay. Sry I don't make the rules.
Fake news you can trust 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Either way you look at it, she seems highly qualified for the job.
Desperation can make you even more pathetic 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
If it makes them happy ..
I'm microdosing shrooms for creativity boost and this is the effect 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Artists using drugs to create is the same as athletes using drugs to enhance performance. Both set an unrealistic standard not achievable by an unmodified person.
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A renaissance painting depicting a watermelon from 1645 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Watermelons still look like this if they don't get enough water.
Hitler vs. Stalin, by History IQ 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Both where fucking evil.
Let’s throw hands! 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Coleslaw is the real Devil's Lettuce.
Please someone explain why 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I'm amazed that Youtube refuses to play some videos without an age confirmation, simply because they have the word "fuck" in them. Meanwhile, I'm getting ads for gambling, alcohol and guns