If I live to 89 I might as well get married. Maybe get one of those gold digging Playboy bunnies I've been hearing so much about.

You must imagine Sisyphus happy.

Heck yeah, get wholesome!

cum

They say cats can show you your inner most secret thoughts and desires.

If your bar is gonna be raided by the cops all the time, might as well be a mob bar.

I liked when Z Nation called them "Puppies & Kittens".

IKEA communism

And hating gays

Black! A nice, funny, intelligent, rich and famous husband? Sign me TF up!

Solitaire mostly, sometimes Seven Card Stud Poker and every once in a while it's Twister.

1-4. Yes, I eat the crust to.

.. watching Beetlejuice, the musical.

And they say the government don't care about people.

Covid has killed millions and continue to hospitalise hundreds of thousands. If anything, the gullibility of the public in relation to the study are those who keep falling for the misinformation campaigns.

Doctor Who fans; First time?

Wiping your ass is a conspiracy by Big Toilet Paper. The ass is self cleaning. Do your research!

Frankly, it annoys the hell out of me to. I mean, windows have a latch and a handle. You hold the latch, turn the handle and open the window. Not on modern windows! You hold the latch, turn the handle and the damn thing falls out of its frame towards you stopping an inch away from your face. Wanna open it? Simply hold the latch, turn the handle the wrong way, press on the window frame, jam your fingers in the crack and find the hidden latch, taking care not to squeeze your fingers. I mean, windows worked. These things don't! I wanted fresh air. If I'd wanted a god dammed puzzle I'd have bought a Rubik's cube!

An asteroid traveling through space for millions of years, narrowly missing a tourist center in the middle of nowhere. Don't tell me that's a coincidence. They knew it was coming and moved the building. Wake up sheeple! Do your research!

The difference is if they're comfortable saying No, and if that No is going to be respected.