But did he refuse to elaborate?

Same time the Onion News Network stopped being satirical.

HP isn't absolute, it's the amount of damage you can take in a given timeframe. If your HP is 10 then stubbing your toe ten times in a week isn't likely to kill you, but stub your toe ten times in a minute and you'll need surgery.

That is actually brilliant.

Kirby gains the ability to buy the correct replacement laptop charger after only two hours of researching the specs and options.

We spend half the year in freezing weather and the other in absolute darkness. You think a couple of colourful buildings are gonna lift our mood?

Centuries of indifference and the Hays code.

Oh yee gods, what a dystopian system!

He's lost. Get a better bf.

No, because here service workers make a living wage.

Also, the quote is from the movie Highlander.

Yeh, but their customers are all racists after that.

Everyone talks about how Joker is one of the movies ever made, but it also had some of the actors in it.

Why would you drink deodorant?

Hold my Cosmopolitan ..
*pulls out latest iteration of the Progress Flag*

I prefer old vt-10 terminals with green text, red for highlights, on a black background and no graphics except ANSII characters.

Florida man robs store dressed as Spiderman

Ballbasour

No, because I'm not a little emotionally driven snowflake who lashes out after falling for shit like that.

Florida Man is the hero we didn't know we didn't want.

Stimpy, from Ren & Stimpy? I haven't seen those in a long time.

All these women are spayed.