Crazy how last millennium is already a thousand years ago.

No one wants to come up with new arguments for exploiting the working class anymore.

I wanted frog butts, but not like this. Never like this!

Passed math but failed English.

This one's for boys only ;)

Ha, I may walk around as a well dressed man, but underneath I'm naked.

*boing boing*

But did he refuse to elaborate?

Same time the Onion News Network stopped being satirical.

HP isn't absolute, it's the amount of damage you can take in a given timeframe. If your HP is 10 then stubbing your toe ten times in a week isn't likely to kill you, but stub your toe ten times in a minute and you'll need surgery.

That is actually brilliant.

Kirby gains the ability to buy the correct replacement laptop charger after only two hours of researching the specs and options.

We spend half the year in freezing weather and the other in absolute darkness. You think a couple of colourful buildings are gonna lift our mood?

Centuries of indifference and the Hays code.

Oh yee gods, what a dystopian system!

He's lost. Get a better bf.

No, because here service workers make a living wage.

Also, the quote is from the movie Highlander.

Yeh, but their customers are all racists after that.

Everyone talks about how Joker is one of the movies ever made, but it also had some of the actors in it.

Why would you drink deodorant?