karl

karlboll


"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

— karl Report User
The songs start coming and they don't stop coming 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I'm okay with this.
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Spookposting '23 #38 - Meow 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Girl, my neighbour has better fashion sense than you and live in a cemetery.
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My wife and I are going as Cheech and Chong this year 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Dave's not here man.
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A mine in the Bulgarian Black Sea 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Parts of Europe are still uninhabitable since World War I. This is going to plague us for a hundred years.
Spookposting '23 #35 - Friendly Little Guy 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Nope.
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Oh yee gods! 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I have to get those downvotes somehow.
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Hmmmmmmmm 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Pro tip: Point out that she's getting fat.
Classic 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Sikh joke.
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Hoomans call these boxes, we call them life!!! 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
My food comes from a box.
I sleep in a box and I shit in a box.
It's all boxes, man.
- cat
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Siri, what are "luxury beliefs"? 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Fighting for fundamental human rights for everyone means fighting for fundamental human rights for everyone without exceptions, because that's how fundamental human rights work.
I'm not a perfect person 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
That's a powerful insight that completely changed my love life years ago.
Rowan Atkinson as The Joker 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
That would be terrifying.
Pic of me when I was little :) 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Aw, tiny bensen!
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He he he 7 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
And Obama next to her, folded with laughter.
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I'm a bit of a religious man myself 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
As long as you get down on your knees.
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Spookposting '23 #30 - Nice Decor 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I've heard a lot of really manly men are afraid of pink. Maybe it's like a kryptonite thing?
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Tinder be like 4 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Just finished the Fall of the Gaslit Empire trilogy by Rod Duncan. Highly recommended.
Magnificent stars 4 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
All my life I've heard that UFO sightings are usually just Venus, but I always dismissed it as people couldn't possibly be that dumb. This summer Venus and Mercury hung beautifully in the sky for a month and emergency services had to make a public announcement, because people kept calling about the wierd drones hovering silently over their house. facepalm.jpeg
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Ponyhenge, in Lincoln, Massachusetts 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
That's how the Fae get you.
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It's simple, right? 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I wish I had the confidence of this interviewer.
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Lots of billboards like this driving through Southwest Louisiana 5 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
So that's why Democrats are polling well in Southwest Louisiana.
Tinder be like 4 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
The sorting works.
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Ooof 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Gen X; First time?
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