Classic!

Oh no!

I don't even keep the camera and microphone uncovered on my Linux laptop.

Omen OS comes with an uneasy and gloomy feeling of future buggy updates.

Sometimes you're needed.

Make Sock Monkeys and Puppets!

Except baby elephants.

I'd hate to be drunk and trying to get home in Switzerland.

Yes.

Step 1; Satanise you hands.

Tell me you sexualise women's bodies without telling me.

Pretend you're my ex who keep nagging me about paying child support, which I pay in the form of Sarin. Explain to me how any loser could accomplish this.

Freud watching a steam engine;
-Bro! Yo mama, bro!

Everything's coming up Milhouse!

Instructions unclear.

This is my energy.

Dang it, I thought this was going to be a "spot the froggo" post and spent several minutes examining every nut for signs of "frogginess".

Well executed and very expressive. I give it two out of three sixes.

Put away the phone. Go outside. Touch grass.

Villain; -Ha ha, Batcat! You're too late. I will destroy Gotham with this superweapon here on the edge of this counter and there's nothing you can do about it!
Batcat; -Mrurrf?
V; -What? No! Get down from there. You're not allowed on the counter!
B; -Mrfpt .. *swats superweapon* *loud crash*
V; -Noooo! Curse you, Batcat!
B; -Purrrrrrr ...

Bread?!