karl

karlboll


"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

— karl Report User
Squirrel 'hiding from me after I scared it away from the bird feeder 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
What squirrel? I can't see any squirrel.
See Snek? Sea Snek 6 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
So bite it before it bites you?
Been awhile. Hey 5 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Oh, so that's what new pile is.
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I’m going 5 ya’ll 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
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Been awhile. Hey 5 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Welcome back! Sorry about the mess, the cleaner quit.
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highQualityAndWellDocumented 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Any technology, distinguishable from magic, is insufficiently advanced.
- Emperor Cleo
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They don't make them like they used to 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
She was also an accomplished inventor. Among other things she also invented frequency hopping which is the basis for WiFi and GPS.
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Alaskan flight delay 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
The runway is sealed.
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This one's a bit edgy, but also a little wholesome 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
One of the things that annoy me is that I treat my friends different after they've transitioned. It's very gender affirming of me but it still irks me that the that I start holding open the door for them because "they're a girl now" and buying my mate a beer because "he's a guy doncha know".
Joseph ducreux rides again 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Classic!
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Nom nom 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Oh no!
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Mega sus 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I don't even keep the camera and microphone uncovered on my Linux laptop.
Not only do OMEN laptops look good IRL, but you can customize one to suit your playstyle 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Omen OS comes with an uneasy and gloomy feeling of future buggy updates.
Meanwhile in Sweden .. 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Whoops my bad.
Old hellish big-money 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Sometimes you're needed.
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I have an uncomfortable amount of socks that don’t have a match 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Make Sock Monkeys and Puppets!
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Snuff ill-fated mounted 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Except baby elephants.
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Upside down, switzerland 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I'd hate to be drunk and trying to get home in Switzerland.
Well? 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Yes.
NNN '23 Day 6 - Deviled Pecans 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Step 1; Satanise you hands.
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Unused blue-collar vicious 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Tell me you sexualise women's bodies without telling me.
It’s just that easy 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Pretend you're my ex who keep nagging me about paying child support, which I pay in the form of Sarin. Explain to me how any loser could accomplish this.
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Bro 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Freud watching a steam engine;
-Bro! Yo mama, bro!
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fashionable 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Everything's coming up Milhouse!
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