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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

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New Year's Nostalgia 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Internet Explorer celebrates new year, 2021, colourized
This self aware Mustang driver I caught this morning in my son’s drop off line 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Yeah, if you got a big car I've got some bad news for you.
https://futurism.com/neoscope/sports-cars-penis-size
· Edited 1 year ago
A 2,000 year old Roman shoe found in a well 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
That's some cool workmanship.
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It can not follow you into your mind 6 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I often pick up my phone to Google things in my dreams, but the results are always gibberish.
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What are they trying with this app’s mascot? 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
That is clearly a tampon.
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Day 4 of Community Notes posting 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Snozberries.
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I couldn’t catch my breath after seeing this mannequin in the mall 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Yet another impossible beauty standard.
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It's due any day! 8 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Burt
What a Terrible Map 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Needs maple syrup.
Seriously 4 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Existence is terrifying.
Vinyl blackened undesirable 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Rich people who are socialists are hypocrites.
Poor people who are socialists are just lazy and want everything for free.
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Damn millennials don't want to work for experience anymore 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
That's just so crazy it might work!
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Why tho 5 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
True, or what system they're playing.
Why tho 5 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Wouldn't that be a failed animal handling? But yeah, petting a dog is a trivial task that doesn't require a dexterity saving throw.
Otis always sits and sleeps in the funniest positions :-) 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
We all love Otis.
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[OC] In the "miscellaneous" section. Scottsdale AZ 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Ribbed, for their pleasure.
Squirrel 'hiding from me after I scared it away from the bird feeder 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
What squirrel? I can't see any squirrel.
See Snek? Sea Snek 6 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
So bite it before it bites you?
Been awhile. Hey 5 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Oh, so that's what new pile is.
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I’m going 5 ya’ll 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
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Been awhile. Hey 5 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Welcome back! Sorry about the mess, the cleaner quit.
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highQualityAndWellDocumented 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Any technology, distinguishable from magic, is insufficiently advanced.
- Emperor Cleo
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They don't make them like they used to 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
She was also an accomplished inventor. Among other things she also invented frequency hopping which is the basis for WiFi and GPS.
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Alaskan flight delay 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
The runway is sealed.
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This one's a bit edgy, but also a little wholesome 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
One of the things that annoy me is that I treat my friends different after they've transitioned. It's very gender affirming of me but it still irks me that the that I start holding open the door for them because "they're a girl now" and buying my mate a beer because "he's a guy doncha know".