If you've been looking for a sign to unionize, this is it.

No, I hath geograthy nexth.

I dunno, I've heard they can get violent and dangerous. You do you but personally I would never leave my precious doggo with a human child.

I don't get arachnophobia. Like, let the spiders get married if they want to. It doesn't affect you at all.

Hey look a penny!

Finally, I can say my build quality is better than some of NASA's work.

Well, put it back! (Also, that's an impressive backyard)

Internet Explorer celebrates new year, 2021, colourized

That's some cool workmanship.

I often pick up my phone to Google things in my dreams, but the results are always gibberish.

That is clearly a tampon.

Snozberries.

Yet another impossible beauty standard.

Burt

Needs maple syrup.

Rich people who are socialists are hypocrites.
Poor people who are socialists are just lazy and want everything for free.

That's just so crazy it might work!

Ribbed, for their pleasure.