You have a kink.

Same Eagle, different liver.

No thank you, I've dodged that bullet for ten years now and I'm not going back. Freeedooom!!

He's not wrong though.

-Mom, Karl is swearing!
-All I said was "I buy pink sheet".

I'm always amazed that people find this luxurious. Like, that's worse than the crappiest flats I've lived in. What kind of third world country do you live in, and why haven't the CIA instigated a coup there yet?!

Moooojestic.

That's the smile of a cat who cut your brake lines last night.

And if USB was so great, why did they make a USB-C?

They never had to deal with media that wouldn't support file sizes larger than 4gb or is limited to 1.44mb per disk.

Okay, so we didn't count on all the butthurt bigots becoming radicalised and attempting to oust democracy through a coup.

Yeah, it was a disappointing moment.

I thought this was Attack on Titan at first

If you can't make your own vitamin C, store bought is fine.

Why does calling them "televangelist" make them sound even more unhinged?

You say that like it's s bad thing.

No, you're not supposed to do that. I don't know who you've been talking to but you're supposed to send them to me!

"Spill" hot coffe on them.

*IMJUR

Breastfeeding is a perfectly natural act that strengthens the bond between me and my cat.